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You know you drive an Arosa with electric windows when: you're screaming in agony after a passenger has wound down their window; Because you know there is no hope in hell that it will wind back up using the switch first time.

I know your pain, the scream from the window is horrific...

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So you're off to meet a lass, It's a cold night.

You stop to get fuel and think "I'll buy her a hot chocolate to warm her up."

You return to the car with 2 hot drinks, jump back in the drivers seat... :coffee:

You know your drive a Mk1 Arosa when you have nowhere to put the damned things :lol:

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So you're off to meet a lass, It's a cold night.

You stop to get fuel and think "I'll buy her a hot chocolate to warm her up."

You return to the car with 2 hot drinks, jump back in the drivers seat... :coffee:

You know your drive a Mk1 Arosa when you have nowhere to put the damned things :lol:

I know the feeling.. Not cool.

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So you're off to meet a lass, It's a cold night.

You stop to get fuel and think "I'll buy her a hot chocolate to warm her up."

You return to the car with 2 hot drinks, jump back in the drivers seat... :coffee:

You know your drive a Mk1 Arosa when you have nowhere to put the damned things :lol:

Thats why you've got her,... to be your cup holder ;)

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You know you drive a Lupo when the mechanic laughs at how low your car is.

You know you drive a Lupo when you avoid drive throughs to avoid the embarrasment of the window not going down.

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You know you drive a lupo sport when...

...people no longer think it looks like a girls car.

...even a nice condition standard loop turns heads as you drive past.

...u can never get the right discs and pads.

...the garage's online parts list shows no existence of a sport backbox and they cant find anybody who has one anywhere.

...youre quicker than all the sh***y pugs and saxos.

...u think your car feels big on the motorway, then go past a lorry and feel how lightweight it is.

...u always have an extra metre behind the car when u park, however close u think u parked.

...u are talking to someone out the window by the car and u have to look directly upwards, and i'm not even that low!

...people ask if the exhaust is an aftermarket mod.

...u put your foot down on a cold day and the cloud of updrafted condensation fills your rear view mirror.

...u are constantly at war with vw to get the rust on your roof sorted.

...you know this list could go on forever.

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Jealousy is a strange thing :)

Haha not even me!

You know you drive a yellow lupo when boys think it's 'An inbetweeners car' and girls think it's a great colour...

Edit: I prefer it that way round..

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You know you own a Lupo when your passenger side window is down and your passenger slams the door knocking the glass off the rails inside and you have to take the cards off to repair the catches with zip ties.

DONT SLAM THE! (SLAM!) ..... door :rolleyes:

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Haha not even me!

You know you drive a yellow lupo when boys think it's 'An inbetweeners car' and girls think it's a great colour...

Edit: I prefer it that way round..

I get the inbetweeners thing all the time. Winds me up a treat lol

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