LiamD Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 I want stupid/funny/daft, hit me brudda...Only ones you have actually, genuinely, said to a girl. I'm gonna have a few tonight and need some amusement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnsley-Arosa Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Have you got the number for the rspca?Cos these swans are sick! (tense your arm) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Just go for the Ron Burgandy approach, 'I want to be on you!', or 'You have a breath-taking hiney, I wanna be friends with it.......', and so forth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted October 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Well last week I used the old "do you like haribo?" crack, then the classic line "do you know I drive a Golf VR6". One girl gave me her phone number after telling her I drive a Golf VR6. I was thinking the Anchorman approach this week.Can you see why I'm single.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 excuse me are you any good with mobile phones? only it seems i have a problem with mine......................your numbers not in it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 your hairs real nice however i could make it look even better, ??? it would need to be on the pillow next to me in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 I love the way the last line from the above comment pre-empts failure!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001gti Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 oldie. . . . . If i told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamAtkinson Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 'Get in the van...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty_82 Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Do you know what chloroform smells like..................... , No , good.Do you know what Rohypno tastes like......................... , No, goodThere is a pattern here lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfbr Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Why don't you re use the old 'Gaffa tape, turns rape, into Mmm mmmm!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver! Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 "Get your coat, you've pulled!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted October 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 I've got a tongue like Lassie and I can breathe through my ears... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GtiJames Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Get in the van was the official catchphrase of the weekend when I went on lads weekend away.... NEVER goes down well for some reason... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treblet Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Have you got the number for the rspca?Cos these swans are sick! (tense your arm)Courtesy of Marcus by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted October 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 my mate Tom says that, my forearms are bigger than his biceps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfbr Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Get in the van was the official catchphrase of the weekend when I went on lads weekend away.... NEVER goes down well for some reason...Mostly due to a distinct lack of a van ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Phase Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 I had a chat up line app on my iphone and one of them was"some days you are the pigeon, others you are the statue"I really don't understand it... if anyone fancies explaining ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treblet Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Sounds like it's a poo related joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Phase Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 yeah I could only thing it's "some days you **** on people, others you get shat on"but hows that a chat up line? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treblet Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Maybe it's for weird people who enjoy pooping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupoluke Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 You are that beautiful, i would eat your ****.Didnt go down to well tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 hello i'm a thief and i'm here to steal your heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshB&D Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 (edited) i didnt say theseget your coat love, ive got a knife.or!if a lady says '' i wouldnt have sex with you if you were the last man on earth '' whisper in her ear '' then there will be nobody to stop me. ''lovely!but i did say this, when hammered beyond belief i said,'' wh... wha.. what did you have for tea? ''&(for a joke)'' ive Sh*t mi pants can i get in yours? ''good times! Edited October 15, 2010 by JoshB&D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexTRea Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 "Hey baby, do you like rasins? (yes/no either way) how about a date? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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