bobbo Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 "Do you want to come back to my place? I've got Bourbons!"Not used by myself but has to be the most random I've ever heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusl Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 ask: have you ever kissed an elephant between the ears?then pull out your jeans/trouser pockets and ask: want to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIDGE Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Have you got the number for the rspca?Cos these swans are sick! (tense your arm) i went the vets the other daywhy?cos these swans are sick (show her the guns)its funny when you are as skinny as me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom's dub GTI Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 if a lady says '' i wouldnt have sex with you if you were the last man on earth '' whisper in her ear '' then there will be nobody to stop me. ''LOL love this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one litre wonder ;) Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 - is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven- get yer coat hen, you've pulled- nice legs, what time do they open?- im sure that dress would look just as good on my floor....- did you know it was shag a stranger day?- havent i come across your face before? no? do you fancy it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Trout Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?when this was used on me i creased Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeBee Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Get her to feel you shirt, then ask if it boyfriend material! Actually works.Some of my mates use the old, sorry what's your name? And then when they tell you, you say ahhh that's what my mam was going to call me if I was a girl. And when talking, ignore what the say then apologise and saying you were lost in there eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
north wales loop Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 have you got any welsh in you?no?.. do you want some? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karting Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 (edited) is your name google as your everything ive been searching for.lets not turn this rape into a murderalso im male but a bird used this on me before.Her: Do you like stuff?Me: Err yes?Her: Great we have something in common, lets **** Edited October 20, 2010 by karting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben™ Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 If I called your left leg Chrismas, and your right leg New Years, Could I visit you between the holidays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDGM Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 You look like you could be in the movies.Not those movies, the other ones. I make and star in them myself.Fancy a ride on part? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe..B Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 my black friend always always always uses the same one"do you want chocolate babies?"girl.."yeah (all excited)"how about being a single mom?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLAST Posted October 25, 2010 Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 *drinks drink* Does this taste like Rohypnol to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyshack Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 Excuse me love, are you a baker ?... coz you've got hot buns !Are you tired?.... Because you've been running through my mind all day !Are you a bowl of frostiess? coz yourrrreeee great ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unheard Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 I am feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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