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Oh some more **** to add onto my list...

* 2x tickets to the Police CID Xmas party

* Business card for the New Milton Hotel in Blackpool

* Blackpool VIP card

* NI card

I think I need a handbag not a wallet!

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ohhhhhhhhh dear :lol:

Oh the memories. First night I spent with my ex, listening to a fat ****er snore like an ape, in a room with no oxygen, just lots of "smoke" lol.

I almost want to post a pic of the room up, to show just how crap it was.

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20 quid

bank card

bannatynes gym card

scottishvag card

rac card (my dads one i stole)

NI card

driving licence

another scottishvag card (old one)

an akers garage business card

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  • Driving Licence
    Barclay Card
    LoveFilm Card
    Tyre Place Business Card
    Exhaust Place Business Card
    Agency Card
    Makro Card
    Validate UK Card
    National Insurance Number Card
    Sainsburies Reciept

I very rarely have cash on me unless i need it.

My wallet used to have change in, but it just falls through the hole lol

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£280 in 20's

£50 in 10's

£10 in 5's

1x Stainless steel money clip

£2.51 in Change

Boots Advantage card

Nectar card

Citi/Shell Mastercard

Barclaycard Platinum Visa card

Barclays connect Visa Debit card

Nationwide Visa Debit card

Photocard Drivers licence

National Insurance card

EHIC Card

Credit card sized Squeegee (great for wet wing mirror glass)

Sticky back velcro coins

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Oh the memories. First night I spent with my ex, listening to a fat ****er snore like an ape, in a room with no oxygen, just lots of "smoke" lol.

Just incase anyone is thinking it, that was NOT me!!

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can't believe people actually carry money on them. i carry cards only and whinge when places don't accept cards.

i have nothing strange in there except some viagra gel, a mint tingle condom, and a durex performer (for a longer lasting session).

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Not exactly a hardship to carry money though is it? It doesn't weigh anything. I always like to keep some on me, just in case. What if you nip for a pint or something? Surely you don't pay £1.70 or so on your card?

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£31.64

3 old account balance slips

Halifax current account card

Natwest card

Student card

The vets business card

Game reward card

National insurance card

Driving licence

Club lupo membership card

Seatcupra.net membership card

And thats it ;)

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Ha! Cant get it up?

generally after a hefty night out involving excessive amounts of alcohol i suspect that most guys might have problems "performing."

i wouldn't use it during normal sex, but for certain times yes it's useful.

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I don't bother with a wallet, i've got one of these business card holders which only holds 4 cards....

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Debit Card on top

Driving Licence 2nd as i'm always getting ID for buying alcohol!!!

Halfords Trade card 3rd A must for everyone!!! £2.49 side lights bulbs become 48p!!!!

At the bottom is my Vauxhall Sports Car Club so I can get lots of discount for my Corsa.

I never carry 1p's 2p's or 5p's around with me. Coins go in my front left pocket. £5 and £10 notes in my left bum pocket and £20 notes in my right bum pocket. All folded in half and all facing the same way!!!

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I'm careful with my money, so I find the easiest way to stick to a budget is to withdraw it at the start of the week every week and not use my card.

It also means the only thing on my statements are 1 withdrawal, direct debits or stuff I've bought on-line, so its easy to keep track.

But I had the gas and electric to pay this week, so had my other house mates money in my wallet.

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Sorry, but how do you guys get 'change' in your wallet?

A bit of advice: If you can get change into your wallet it's called a purse.

:rolleyes:

Completely agree with you. My lucky penny doesnt count as change !

Exactly! You need to keep it in your pocket and jingle it about occasionally.

Any real man buys everything with notes then stuffs the change in his pocket. When he has enough to fill 2 handfulls he swaps it with the missus so she can go to the shop and get bread/milk

ps. people with old condoms in their wallet so long they leave a mark is very sad IMO

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That made me laugh but i guess its true

i'm wondering why most only carry one condom? never heard of going prepared ffs, and what about when you wake up with morning glory if your any good i'm sure she won't mind you finishing the packet off. :rolleyes:

I dont like to give it the chance of being there in the morning. You may find that after lots to drink the ode beer goggles are on and you dont want to see what she looks like in the morning. That or she might be obsessed with you and then when you next see her out she might stalk you and rape you because you wont sleep with her again. In which case it might be a good idea to carry 2 condoms. Might need to double up..

Thats just my 2p worth..

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quite widely reported that condoms can degrade when kept at warm temperatures in your wallet for long periods of time. If I need some I buy a new pack of 12 ;)B)

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If you can boil a condom and fit it over a post box without it breaking im not going to worry about my ass cheek warming it up and splitting on me mid flow :shades:

You might not but john should if his has been stuck in that wallet for years lol, and remember to check the expiry date too. Given the results there could be if it split I'd rather have fresh ones. (obviously it depends how much you expect it to stretch, you might be ok if it's like a pipe cleaner inside a balloon lol)

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