JodieGee Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 i have to sit down to do both, its just to bloody heavy!haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unheard Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 (edited) If your bladder is super full it feels like its going to explode if you try to squeeze a poop out.. its just not good so you either have to pee, flush and sit down or just piss and then poop sitting down avoiding any splashback by dropping a bit of bog paper in first. If i know i will need to poop soon i will usualy have a wizz first to let the load get into position ready for the drop Edited October 17, 2008 by Unheard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 This is pretty disgusting, but I'll tell you anyway.Sometimes if your bursting for a poo and wee. The best thing you can do is have a poo, then get up. Now this only works if you need a really long piss. Then piss on your poo and try and break it into more pieces.rofl you sir are a legend, pmsl chase the rabbit dropping round the bowl, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkStryder360 Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 I always sit down when going for a piss, or even poooo so then I can use my iPod Touch to post on certain forums... oh dear god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 Me and my friend while young wanted to pee like a boy so we stood up at the loo with empty toilet rolls all ready. But mum overheard and told us off. Rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dub18 Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 Me and my friend while young wanted to pee like a boy so we stood up at the loo with empty toilet rolls all ready. But mum overheard and told us off. RoflOkayyy, can only think of 1 way you were using empty toilet rolls to help with that situation, and would'nt they leak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001gti Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 Im really stunned at to how many lads have actually said they sit down to do both! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbeth! Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 My mate told me he heard on tele that girls always poo then wee, and boys always wee then poo, or maybe it was the other way round, I cant remember which. Said it was something to with different bits or something like that.Anyway, stay down if im already down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dub18 Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 I don't think there's an answer for this, sometimes you drop a nugget then stay there for a wee, sometimes its the other way round, and sometimes you turd, clean up, walk away and have to go back for a standingwee though thats a rare occurance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bossjohnc Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 Im really stunned at to how many lads have actually said they sit down to do both!I can't really understand why the one person that's said they would, stands up... I mean why do that if you're already down there!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricpanda Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 I poo then wee.. always Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver! Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 I can't really understand why the one person that's said they would, stands up... I mean why do that if you're already down there!?Maybe he needs to stand to pee just to prove he's a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SARAHGTI Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 This thread is disgusting and if I think that it must be bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 This thread is disgusting and if I think that it must be bad!For once, I totally agree with you!Do we really need to know each other's toilet habits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfbr Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 I didn't understand the question so I put stand up. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricpanda Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 question was, if you need a poo, after youve had one you need a wee, do you stay sat down or stand up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001gti Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 I can't really understand why the one person that's said they would, stands up... I mean why do that if you're already down there!?i dont understand either!lmfao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricpanda Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 My bad.. Back On Topic... Id sit anyway.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfbr Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 Its a bit of a stupid question really like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 Pooing and weeing is as natural as breathing. If I'm just pissing I just stand up cause its easier, but if your already sat down might as well stay sat down. Unless you want to play the poo breaking game of course.The thing with standing up and peeing is that its more interesting. You always find something to pee on. Be it in a public toilet where someone has left a skiddy up the side or a fly that made the mistake of going in the bowl. It just make a mundane bodily function a bit more interesting I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyp Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 If im sat down on the kahzi then i wee sat down... why make an extra effort in moving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricpanda Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 Im not on the ball, I just read the posts.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SARAHGTI Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 (edited) Shut up Edited October 18, 2008 by SARAHGTI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SARAHGTI Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 (edited) . Edited February 1, 2009 by SARAHGTI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricpanda Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 Feel free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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