Rich Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 First of all, - just for some background: My Mum died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so funking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to bang her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever funking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver! Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Rich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 You've seperated it from the thread it was in, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Green Giant Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 like living in Nazi Germany LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Not quite that bad but it's not nearly as amusing when it's out of context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver! Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 I didn't think it relavent to the thread.Borders are open, if you don't like it take your belongings and leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koop Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Godwin's law.Where was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver! Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 WHat are you a Community Warden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver! Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 I got likened to Nazi at work once, by a middle class socialist bitch. When it came down to the wire in discussion regarding a one off bonus, it turned out I was more of a socialist than her. I don't mind communists and I don't mind fascists, but what I hate is hypocrites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koop Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 I'm hearin' ya. "I'm not racist, but..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver! Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 No, I'm not saying that at all. I am saying I hate hypocrites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koop Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 I embrace them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piers Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Ray for king. And admin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koop Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 King of admin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 sometimes Ray, you spoil things a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skezza Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 My word, reading that, I thought Rich's brain had imploded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 You've seen nothing....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 As much as I have an undying love for you Rich, i would say that this is not anymore out of context than in its original location, it did make me wee though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoopEd Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Missed a trick there, I thought you would have left this story for your autobiography. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 This place is my autobiography.Ever since the demise of Demon I have to haunt somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoopEd Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 I have to admit, I have no idea what Demons is..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Because you are too young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoopEd Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 It's been a while since anyone's said that to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty_82 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 (edited) Was there a 7ft super hairy dog walking only on its hind legs missed out of this story ? Edited May 3, 2013 by scotty_82 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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