Tigz™ Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Possibly the funniest story in a long while. This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australias equivalent of the Workers' Compensation board.This is a true story. Had this guy died, he'd have received a Darwin Award for sure.......Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information inBlock 3 of the accident report form. I put 'poor planning' as the causeof my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust thefollowing details will be sufficient.I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was workingalone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my work,I found that I had some bricks left over which, when weighed later werefound to be slightly in excess of 500lbs.Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in abarrel by using a pulley, which was attached to the side of the buildingon the sixth floor.Securing the rope at ground I went up to the roof, swung the barrel outand loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down and untied the rope,holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the bricks. You will notein Block 11 of the accident report form that I weigh 135lbs. Due to mysurprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presenceof mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceededat a rapid rate up the side of the building.In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel, which was nowproceeding downward at an equally impressive speed. This explained thefractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collar bone, as listedin section 3 of the accident report form. Slowed only slightly, Icontinued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my righthand were two knuckles deep into the pulley.Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was ableto hold tightly to the rope, in spite of beginning to experience pain.At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit theground and the bottom fell out of the barrel.Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, that barrel weighedapproximately 50 lbs. I refer you again to my weight.As you can imagine, I began a rapid descent, down the side of thebuilding.In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up.This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and severallacerations of my legs and lower body.Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrelseemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pileof bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked.I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, inpain, unable to move, I again lost my composure and presence of mind andlet go of the rope and I lay there watching the empty barrel begin itsjourney back down onto me. This explains the two broken legs.I hope this answers your inquiry.Kevin RobenWagga Glass & Aluminium Pty LtdPO Box 5004 ( 11 Dobney Ave )Wagga Wagga NSW 2650 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukus 9N Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Hahaha, what an absolute muppet! That's comic genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bossjohnc Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 A goodie, but very very old - I think it originated in the UK and was a sketch for a radio program, possibly from around the time TV was a new toy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 I bet that stung a little bit!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001gti Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOCK Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 LMFAO that CAN'T be true!?!?!?!?!?NOCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 bwahahahahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenzie Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfbr Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Some people are just born to write ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricpanda Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 If thats true thats amazin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one litre wonder ;) Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 the tv program mythbusters tested this as a myth and i cant remember if they said that the idea was likely to happen or not as the only version i can see on youtube is in a different language . however it looks like you need to crack the bottom of the barrel off of something in order to make it split http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry0prEzc-bU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted August 23, 2008 Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 www.darwinawards.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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