Song Lyrics

[bjblyth]

Blink-182 - Voyeur

'I made mistakes by looking through the wrong window,

Her Dad is big and I have never seen his face...'

[nfbr]

Bowling for Soup - Running from your Dad: 'And I can still see your dad, Running after me with a shovel in his hand, I don't remember much after that'.

and again...

Bowling for Soup - Running from your Dad: 'Remember on Christmas Eve you were crying, I guess you didn't really like the gifts, Porno DVDs and see through under wear, I should have saved all that for your sis'

Edited April 8, 2010 by nfbr

[iTomKelly]

These guys had some classics!

.....as I chickety check check, check you out on the floor, you move like a snake

hissing....what am i missing....give me the hump, give me the bump, slow kissing

sharp, as a razor. I wanna amaze ya, burn like a laser

pick up, start up, straight up if your fed up

get up, get up I won't let up....

[Picola]

My personal fave is

Its Chico time

Edited April 8, 2010 by Picola

[bjblyth]

Blink-182 - I Won't Be Home For Christmas

"Outside the carollers start to sing,

I can't describe the joy they bring,

'cause joy is something they don't bring me..."

Funny as f*ck

Talking of f*uck, they sang 'F*ck A Dog' which I'm sure you'll know the lyrics for.

'I, wanna f*ck a dog in the ass (he wants to f*ck a dog...)'

[IDGM]

Here's another f*ck song by Anti Nowhere League

So f*cking what!

Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton,

I've been to Eastbourne too.

So what, so what.

And I've been here, I've been there,

I've been every f*cking where.

So what, so what.

So what, so what, you boring little c*nt.

Well, who cares, who cares what you do.

Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you.

Well, I f*cked a queen, I f*cked f*ck,

I've even sucked an old man's c*ck.

So what, so what.

And I f*cked a sheep, I f*cked a goat,

I rammed my c*ck right down its throat.

So what, so what.

So what, so what, you boring little f*ck.

Well, who cares, who cares what you do.

And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you.

And I've drunk that, I've drunk this,

I've spewed up on a pint of p*ss.

So what, so what.

I've had scank, I've had speed,

I've jacked up until I bleed.

So what, so what.

So what, so what, you boring little c*nt.

Well, who cares, who cares what you do.

Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you.

I've had crabs, I've had lice,

I've had the clap and that ain't nice.

So what, so what.

I f*cked this, I f*cked that,

I've even f*cked a school girl's tw*t.

So what, so what.

So what, so what, you boring little c*nt.

Well, who cares, who cares what you do.

And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you.

So f*cking what! Yeah!

Audio filth, that's what that is.

Edited April 9, 2010 by IDGM

[Philplop]

Metallica covered So What too.

What rudeness.

[JamesU]

Grandma got runned over by a reindeer

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog,

And we'd begged her not to go.

But she'd left her medication,

So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

[Flying_Fox]

Oceanlab - on a good day

Little bit lost and...

A little bit lonely

Little bit cold here

A little bit feared

But I hold on

And I

Feel strong

And I

Know that I can

Getting used to it

Lit the fuse to it

Like to know who I am

Been talking to myself forever, yeah

And how I wish I knew me better, yeah

Still sitting on a shelf and never

Never seen the sun shine brighter

And it feels like me

On a good day

And it feels like me

On a good day

I'm a little bit hemmed in

A little bit isolated

A little bit hopeful

A little bit cold

But I hold on

And I

Feel strong

And I

Know that I can

Getting used to it

Lit the fuse to it

Like to know who I am

Been talking to myself forever, yeah

And how I wish I knew me better, yeah

Still sitting on a shelf and never

Never seen the sun shine brighter...

And it feels like me

On a good day

Been talking to myself forever, yeah

And how I wish I knew me better, yeah

Still sitting on a shelf and never

Never seen the sun shine brighter

And it feels like me

On a good day

[nfbr]

^ Again.. You're doing it wrong...

[Gib_]

Lamb Of God - Red Neck " You can tell the same lie a thousand times, but it never gets any more true."

Lamb Of God - Forgotten "

I can't sing you a happy song,

I can't write you a sing-a-long.

The only catchy hook I've got,

Is the one in my bleeding gut."

[BaileyVW]

Frank Zappa had some classics:

"You should never smoke in pyjamas, you might start a fire and burn your face"

"Here I am at a famous school, I'm dressin' sharp and I'm actin' cool, got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper, let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her"

"I have been in you, baby, You have been in me, Aw' little girl, there ain't no time, To wash yer stinky hand, Go 'head 'n' roll over, I'm goin' in you again"

"Don't fool yerself girl, It's winkin' at you, That's why I say, I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up yer poop chute"

"Hey! I'm only fourteen, Sickly 'n' thin, Tried all of my life, Just to grow me a chin, It popped out once, But my dad pushed it in, Why did he hurt me?, He's my next of kin, He's a mex-i-kin"

"Well, the toilet went crazy, Yersterday afternoon, The plumber he says, Never flush a tampoon!"

Amuses me anyway.

i must agree!! haha you cant beat a bit of Frank Zappa , his lyrics are brilliant lmao i mention him to people these days and no one has a clue who he is =/

Edited April 10, 2010 by BaileyVW

[scotty_82]

Alanis Morissettes song ironic always made me laugh as nothing in the song is actually ironic so therefore the the whole becomes ironic .

An old man turned ninety-eight

He won the lottery and died the next day

It's a black fly in your Chardonnay

It's a death row pardon two minutes too late

And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've already paid

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

Who would've thought... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly

He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye

He waited his whole damn life to take that flight

And as the plane crashed down he thought

"Well isn't this nice..."

And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've already paid

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

Who would've thought... it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

When you think everything's okay and everything's going right

And life has a funny way of helping you out when

You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up

In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late

A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

It's meeting the man of my dreams

And then meeting his beautiful wife

And isn't it ironic...don't you think

A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've already paid

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

Who would've thought... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out

Helping you out

[Philplop]

Haha, my mate always says that. "It's not ironic, it's just annoying!"

Zappa wrote some mint songs, but he also did a ****load of weird jazz noise stuff too. I've got 149 of his albums. And he called his daughter Moon Unit. What a hero.

[.Phase]

I'm a little teapot, short and stout

here's my handle, and here's my spout

[HAIRBear]

theres two sides to every story, then three when the truth comes out

[Gibbeth!]

Did you ever gave a damn in the first place

Maybe it's time you had the tables turned

'Cause in the interest of all involved I got the problem solved

And the verdict is guilty

Man nearly killed me stepping where you fear to tread

Stop drop and roll, you were dead from the get go

Big mother****er, stupid cocksucker

Are you scared of me now? Then you're dumber than I thought

if any one knows that with out googlin HAPPY DAYS!!!!

[maki009]

had a love affair with Nina

in the back of my Cortina

a seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener

she took me to the cleaners

and other misdemeanours

but I got right up between her

rum and her Ribena

[Reed]

...Feeder - Buck Rogers: 'We'll start over again, Grow ourselves new skin, Get a house in Devon, Drink cider from a lemon'

Those one's always made me chuckle.

It's drink cider from eleven

Sway - A little girl with a pen ran up to me and said "I know who you are" - When I gave my autograph she said "Mum, is this how you spell Lemar?"

Pro Green (before he had his teeth done ) - If you wouldn't leave the seat down we wouldn't pee on it, be honest.

Edited August 15, 2010 by Reed

[GtiJames]

Every single line off plan b's album, who needs actions when you got words.

[GtiJames]

Example - Sick Note

"Im gonna be quite frank tonight, you can be my white Tyra Banks tonight, don't wanna leave my canvas blank tonight, so when I ask you back say thanks politely, because ya might be"

[IDGM]

1,2,1,2,3 go

clap ur hands

sleep

wave ur hands

hitch a ride

sneeze

go for a walk

lets see u swim

now ski

spray

macho man!

sound ur horn

ring the bell

ok

kiss

comb ur hair

wave ur hands come on wave ur hands

SUPERMAN!

[Fran]

Alannis Morissette - You Oughtta Know

"And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back I hope you feel it..."

PS I would like to add I'm not a bunny boiler!!

A more recent one - Eminem & Rihanna

"Just gonna stand there and watch me burn, but its alright because I like the way it hurts.."

Kesha - Your love is my drug

"Maybe I need some rehab, or maybe just need some sleep....."

Kind of sum my year up pretty well all of the above, could add some more I'm sure

[JamesTdi]

Every single word from The Killers and Oasis. F*** the haters.

Who needs this cr@p from Justin Bieber?

[IDGM]

The most significant lyrics ever sung on radio and television.

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