DAS HAPPIWAGEN Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 If we're doing jade goody jokesI went to the video store the other day and fancied that new slumdog millionaire.Got it home and it was jade goodys funeral video, I took it straight back and said "whats this? I asked for slumdog millionaire""sorry mate, I though you asked for some dog with no hair" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombuttigieg Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 hahahaha that one is genius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VWJason Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Some quick Jade Goody jokes...Q. What you call Jade Goody in a wedding dress?A. A Shuttle CockAnd...Isn't it ironic, Jade Goody looks like an egg, and she'll be in a box for Easter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombuttigieg Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 hahaha has anyone else noticed the ebay advert at the top of the page is advertising jade goody book when we are all ripping it out of her. Probably worst place to advertise her book! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VWJason Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 When your boyfriend, husband or significant other does something that makes you angry don't give in to the temptation to argue and fight.Just count to ten, remain calm and after he goes to bed, super-glue his flip flops To the floor.I could watch this one over and over…. OH wait a minute…I have!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sam bignell Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Jade Goody has sealed yet another exclusive television deal. She's announced that she will be appearing in "Most Haunted" sometime in early July.......Hell's not that bad a place now im in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilybob Posted May 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GtiJames Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Its been confirmed that Jade Goody will be being cremated at her funeral and her ashes split equally among the guests so they can all take home a Goody Bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GtiJames Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 .......Hell's not that bad a place now im in here Ditto lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilybob Posted May 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Its been confirmed that Jade Goody will be being cremated at her funeral and her ashes split equally among the guests so they can all take home a Goody Bag.thats just 2 much shld be ashamed of yrself lol...hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001gti Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 A couple driving home and run over a badger,They get out and its still breathing but freezing cold.He says "Put it between your legs to warm it up",She says "but its all wet and it stinks",He says "well hold the badgers nose then!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam bignell Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 I was at the cashpoint the other day when a old lady asked me to check her balance. . . So I pushed her over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lululupo Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 A couple driving home and run over a badger,They get out and its still breathing but freezing cold.He says "Put it between your legs to warm it up",She says "but its all wet and it stinks",He says "well hold the badgers nose then!"That one is a literal LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj_lupz Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 knock knock!who's there?JadeJade who?See you've already fogotten about me!There all so bad but still a little lol pop's out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupo pete Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 (edited) A scouser is teaching his son how to w***.The kid says 'this is great fun dad'The dad says 'yes and when you get to thirteen you can use your own cock' Edited May 15, 2009 by lupo pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithy Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 a teenage girls asks her mum "is it true that babies come out of where boys put their willy?""yes" replies her mum, "f***ing hell" says the girl, "won't that break my jaw?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al3x kay Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 That is F-ing brilliant!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilybob Posted May 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 this is on another thread i thought id put it in its appropiate place lol...is there a way to make my car quicker even a little bit without having to buy anything as its not that quick and im sure it cud be quick if it wanted to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little rich Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 woman goes to doctors and says 'everytime i open my legs i hear the song you'll never walk alone' doctor says dont worry u hear alot of c*nts singing that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treblet Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 woman goes to doctors and says 'everytime i open my legs i hear the song you'll never walk alone' doctor says dont worry u hear alot of c*nts singing thatC**t...Sorry Rich but your slagging off my team!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little rich Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 ^ 18 FACT Sally and Sarah, Two whores on a street corner discussing the night. Sally says " Oh its going to be a good night tonight i can smell COCK in the air" Sarah replies " Sorry ive just burped!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little rich Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 What's the difference between a policeman with a speed gun and going down on a woman? When you go down on a woman you can see the c**t behind the bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 For one so ickle rich, your jokes are very crude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little rich Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 A son asks his Dad the difference between "theoretically" and "realistically. Dad says thats hard, but i have an idea. Ask mum if she would sleep with the milkman for 1million quid. Mum says yes. Dad says now ask your sister if she'll sleep with the newspaper man for 2 million quid. Sister says yes. Well there you go son, theoretically we're sitting on 3million quid, but realistically we're living with 2 slags!Theres a couple in an old peoples home, bob and brenda. Brenda is shocked to find out that bob is sleeping in Margret's bed at night and so she ask's why. Brenda says "bob why are you sleeping in Margret's bed?" Bob replys "well Margret holds my willy all night long." Brenda replys " well so do i!" Bob replys " yeah but Margret's got Parkinson's disease." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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