lululupo Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 I think its a toss-up between dropping batteries on your foot and standing on a plug.Ow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noddy Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 I think its a toss-up between dropping batteries on your foot and standing on a plug.Ow nope standing on a few drawing pin's that my mum had drop last xmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shteee Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Nothing beats finger, door, slam, no fingernailAlthough slipping over in the shower can be quite painfulFalling down stairs ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noddy Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Nothing beats finger, door, slam, no fingernailAlthough slipping over in the shower can be quite painfulFalling down stairs ?i face planted the stairs the other day was rushing and fell up them it hurt like hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
payna Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 I have a nasty habit of stubbing my toes on furniture. i usually walk around bare footed so my feet take a hammering! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordonbrown Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 I have a nasty habit of stubbing my toes on furniture. i usually walk around bare footed so my feet take a hammering!me too my sister has a habit of leaving her hot straighteners in the hallway, they're always fun to stand on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fran Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 A tin of spaghetti fell on to my foot from an overhead cupboard the other morning, that hurt and I managed to put a dent in it haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfbr Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Stood on a 3 pin plug, pins facing upwards... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 I stood on a swivel office chair to try and climb in the loft. It swivelled, and I fell over the back of it and smashed my wrist when I landed on the floor. That's probably the most painful, or standing on planks of wood that still have nails sticking through them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigz™ Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Caught fire.Surly thats got to win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicki Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 I stood on a swivel office chair to try and climb in the loft. It swivelled, and I fell over the back of it and smashed my wrist when I landed on the floor.Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I've stood on many a swivel chair and ended up having to "surf" to keep balance.Caught fire. Jeez Andi! I'm sure i've seen that pic before, but f******************************k. Oh & my worst one was slipping with a stanley knife, cutting my finger open and ending up in hospital for 3 days because I'd severed the nerve and needed microsurgery. I spent the next fortnight in a splint.Oh & then my stitches became infected. Woo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4T VW Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Feck me Tigz! What did you do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver! Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Step on plug in dark; pins up, OUCH! Step back trip over dog as she's always behind me, kick dog, dog bites me! OUCH!TSO shouts at me for kicking dog, ouch! I shout at her for letting the dog sleep upstairs: Especially as it's the dog who most likely put the plug in the middle of the floor anyhow.How stupid can you get. TSO then reminds me it was me who let dog upstairs. ouch! (I still don't believe thta bit.)Down stairs "in the buff, in a huff" (I'm a poet! YAY!) to make a cup of tea.Decide to make one for TSO as a peace keeping effort, struggle upstairs with 2 cups of scalding tea, whilst trying not to trip over stupid dog who thinks I have a biscuit for her.Stub toe on top stair, fall on dog, dog bites me, spill tea (remember I am naked!). OUCH!And to top it all off, TSO is fast asleep and doesn't drink tea.All the above in the dark, 'cause apparently energy saving light bulbs are going to save me a fortune and make the planet a better place to live in a couple of millenium. They make my life a misery. I'm going back to full fat light bulbs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicki Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Ray, I'm honestly crying with laughter at that story! I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't laugh at the misfortune of others, but the way you tell it just made me laugh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver! Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Ray, I'm honestly crying with laughter at that story! I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't laugh at the misfortune of others, but the way you tell it just made me laugh... Thank you. Similar scenes are pretty regular on a Friday night after I have been out with the guys from work. Just replace the inert objects with other inert objects on which one can tread or stub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polio Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Having a wardrobe fall on me, after i built it wrong, i missed some dowel bits, opened the door, and it collaspedthat and getting a door handle in my head, that hurt a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigz™ Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Feck me Tigz! What did you do!Had a bit of a mishap with a bon fire and can of Petrol http://forums.clublupo.co.uk/index.php?sho...472&hl=fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Im with the stubbing toe crew. I broke mine by little toe going one way while I carried on walking. MEH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheColes Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 i split my head open by tripping over a pile of my shoes, and caught my head on the radiator as i came down, knocked myself out, and woke up with a pool of blood next to me, that was one of the scariest moments of my life! and to top it off, the skin folded in on its self, and you could see the skull behind it! not nice! i have a scar across my forehead, which i keep covered with my hair apart from that, the stubbing of the toes are a b1tch anyone ever burned their fingers on a hot toaster when they've gone to put it away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunalupi Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 I was also laughing at that Ray - you tell the stories so well Ive sliced my thumb open on a CD Drive case before; that really really hurt, I still have a smooth line down the pad of my thumb from the scar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfbr Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Got my hand stuck in the dashboard of the bora against a sharp peice of plastic trim. Every time I attempted to pul my hand out or free it, the plastic sharp trim was cutting deeper and deeper in to the back of my hand/wrist and eventually cutting into the big artery that runs along the top of my hand sending blood dribbling everywhere! Took me just over an hour to clean all the blood out of the car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Burning myself on a soldering iron. Put my hand onto the table forgetting it was there... ouch.Slipping on the stairs as a child and breaking all 4 fingers on my left hand, although my hand went numb and I didn't feel a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philplop Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 I once tripped over while running up the stairs drinking a glass of milk. Bottom of glass hit a stair and jammed the rim of the glass into the edges of my mouth.I didn't let the pain show though, no point crying over spilt milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully! Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 i once tripped over the door ledge onto a metal dustbin lid which was on back step (not sure if that counts) managaed to get the dustbin lid stuck in my knee and gettign it out by kickin it with other foot! was extremely painful! ended up having 10 stitches in my knee cap! Tobes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treblet Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 I through an 8ft high climbing frame in the garden as a child...Whacked my chin on the bars on the way down and bit clean through the centre of my tongue, it was only attached by little bits at the edges!There was so much blood in my mouth I was then sick. Not the most painful thing I've done but it definitely put me off getting my tongue pierced for life!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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