Picola Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Ok I was sent this image the other night and since went out to buy the magazine where I read the article. It had me in hysterics, the guy is a total freak.There is a program on wed night 10pm about a bunch of other mechaphiles (yes its a true word)So read on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy'dup Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 i cant believe im not the only one little chrisxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 hahasaw this on another forumhilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jowey Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 genuinely shocked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 'i'm not ready to tell mum' errrr i think she might now find out.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyp Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 i wait till the exhaust cools down..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 There was also a thread on R32OC about another guy from the program........A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles. Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways. "I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said. "Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful. "I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change." He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference." Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men. But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf. As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger. Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses. But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms. His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days. Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it. "I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges. "When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it. "I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to." He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving. "There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them. "As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.” Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums. My Car Is My Lover is on Five on Wednesday, May 28. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted May 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Bare in mind Closer doesn't exactly give big pay outs, about 250-500 quid, this guy might just of ruined his life for like $150 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenzie Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Imagine standing behind it after it's not been started for a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted May 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Im now worried about any white beetle owners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 I just loved cute cars right from the beginningreckon he'd go for a lupo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v3rmin Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 imagine you came out of your house and caught the guy with his knob in your tail pipe!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putney Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 imagine you came out of your house and caught the guy with his knob in your tail pipe!! what happens when he sells the car on? advertised as one loving owner resent oil change! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 imagine you came out of your house and caught the guy with his knob in your tail pipe!! But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms. whip out a camera phone and youtube him!weirdo's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse_GTI Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Oh no, not this again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDGM Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 *removed image of man having sex with range rover - it's on google and not hard to find if you're inquisitive.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Its beyond belief. My mate showed me that story the other day and its just wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz-Loop Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 haha i was going to post this up but forgot all about....Strange guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse_GTI Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 *removed image of man having sex with range rover - it's on google and not hard to find if you're inquisitive.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_225 Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Tell you what, if I ever caught someone violating my car I'd be on a GBH charge!! If you want to bum you're own car then fair enough. But if I find you on my driveway rogering my Lupo there'd be murders!!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dub18 Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 If god was real, which he isnt. These would be the people he created after a few doobies with Jesus and the disciples. Sharmone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted May 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 Word to ya momsThis guy is on tv tonight, C5 10pm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 C5, what a surprise eh? Always at the fore front of whats important Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted May 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 This is tv at its best!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 I just watched Shrek 2. Now that was good TV! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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