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Sniff Petrol said everything you need to know about Corsa's and their owners " Show the world you know f*ck all about cars, The Corsa...."

There's a very good reason for getting specific Nurburgring insurance, if you stuff the car into the armco, you'll be left with an expensive bill for recovery from the track, and back to blighty too, so leave it if you think you can get away with it, but many accidents are caused by other drivers not paying attention, and bear in mind that weather at the 'ring can be sunny on one side and pouring down on the other....

Found 2 Veyrons for sale on ebay, second-hand blue one, £1,500,000.00, brand new one (still in shrink wrap) £1,200,000.00, but still in factory....

That's usually where I gain the most distance on asbo's, the tc on the Cupra is awesome, inspires confidence in all weather conditions, the asbo's usually spin out and lose traction/bottle at that moment.....

My Cupra thrashes ford asbos for fun, easy with 300+bhp on tap, and as for traction issues, only get the tc light flashing when it's soaking wet roads

Good man, enjoy it before ale hits +£4 a pint.... Personally, I'd like to see the red gold and green I and Iphone, comes with free rizlas for life

A nurse friend of mine used to work in a local geriatric hospital, the ward sister hated any member of staff eating the remaining porridge, so she would liberally dose the porridge with a drug called dorbanex, now withdrawn for safety reasons, this sounds very similar to Fleet, her logic was faultless, it helped the constipated, the incontinent, well they didn't notice anyway, and any hungry staff member would promptly sh*t themselves....

IKEA, where cohabiting couples go for an argument.....

Add a credit card to your account...

Medical school First year students at Medical School were receiving Their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine,it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you should not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." The Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students initially freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anus of the corpse and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at the class and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger but sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention!"

As a probably former laptop repair technician, who's fixed a fair few sonys over the past few years, I feel it's only fair to warn you that sonys don't like mixing memory types, some earlier sonys would only boot up with sony/citrix ram installed, I used to own a sony fx201, and it would only boot with sony ram, anything else and no show, so I'd be careful, as sometimes one ram socket can die also....

Fuji finepix f30/31, only 6mp, but f2.8 lens an iso 3200 sensitivity, got one for the missus, but I find it very usable and the quality of the images is superb, £133 from amazon....

Zenith grey is the colour, Putney, price with satnav, bluetooth, usb, £21,780, paid cash, so it's all mine, HA HA! Crusoe, I've Tried the Golf (gt+gti) thought they were ok, but too pricey when you start adding extras eg Golf gt with similar extras is the same price as the Cupra, but 70bhp less and has a ropey power delivery, build quality is better tho' so residuals are much better for VW's atm...

Well after a year long mental abberation (owning a fiat stilo sillyspeed), I've returned to the VAG fold with this... border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> So far it's sensational, but Revo can remap to 300+ bhp, and will be doing so shortly (read next wednesday) style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Furdle is my nonsense word of choice this week...

As an alternative to Toyo's what about Pirelli pzero neroes, very sticky indeed, far, far better than poxy Dunlops....

I direct you to a 60's beat combo called the Beatles who said all with the song Taxman, "Let me tell you how it will be, it's 1 for you 19 for me, 'cos I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxmannn".... Same as it ever was, just the amounts of cash keep rising, but when will WE (as a nation that is) kick off against the leeches like the French did in the 1700's, vive la revolution!!

Two couples had gone away for the week-end. The two guys, Jack and Bill, have decided to try to persuade their wives to have a bit of partner swapping for the night..... The guys have agreed that if they can pull off the wife swap, when they sit around the breakfast table the following morning, they will tap their teaspoon on the side of their coffee mug the number of times that they did it with each other's wives.Clever enough! After several drinks that night they succeed! Jack knows it's that time of the month for his wife and the thought of Bill not knowing this makes him smile. The next morning they are all at the breakfast table, slightly hungover and quite uncomfortable, when Jack proudly taps his teaspoon 3 times against his coffee mug. After a brief moment of thinking, Bill takes his teaspoon and taps it once on the strawberry jam and 3 times on the nutella!!

On a tour of Scotland, the Queen took a couple of days off to visit the west coast. Her Range Rover was driving along the golden sands when there was an enormous commotion. They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene the Queen noticed just outside the surf, a hapless man wearing a Glasgow Rangers jersey, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark! At that moment a speedboat containing three men wearing Glasgow Celtic tops sped into view one of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs,immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled the Rangers fan from the water and using long clubs beat the shark to death. They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious man into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling from the shore...... It was the Queen calling them to the beach. On reaching land the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I heard that the people of Scotland were bigoted and trying to divide the country in two but now I see this is a truly enlightened example of tribal harmony which could serve as a model for other nations." She knighted them and drove off. As she departed the harpoonist asked the others, "Who was that?!" "That," one answered, "was the Queen. She rules Britain and knows everything about our country." "Well," the harpoonist replied, "she knows feck all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up? Or do we need to get another one?"

Just got back from flying/walking the dog, just missed being speared by a very old, corroded, tv aerial, I'd bent down to pick up my keys, when crash just behind me this aerial appears.. looked around and saw where it sheared off, approx 100 feet or so away.... style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> That was tooo close....

I've had to add the battery pack, it helps to balance the F2.8 70-200 is zoom perfectly, but the weight is a lot to carry for a long time.....

Agreed on the 18-55, tis kak, but one of the reasons I skipped the 400D is that it's way too small for my hands, and I could afford the 5D, mmmmm full frame, its incredible resolution, but it's soooo bloody heavy I now have neck strain....

They're on a par with Sigma, very little to choose between them IMHO...

It pretty much depends on what kind of photography you want to do, it comes with (IMHO) a pretty average 18-55mm zoom lens, if your'e looking to landscape/portrait then something like a 18-55 will do, here's a link to a reasonable deal from jessops.. 400d kit , seems this covers most bases, I'm sure i could find something cheaper, but jessops was on another browser tab... You could get this to start and then have £200ish to get a longer say 55-200 zoom and you should be sorted Digital rev decent zoom here too: Digital rev Sigma HTH

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 80-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. "Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly."