Igor

Sniff Petrol said everything you need to know about Corsa's and their owners " Show the world you know f*ck all about cars, The Corsa...."

There's a very good reason for getting specific Nurburgring insurance, if you stuff the car into the armco, you'll be left with an expensive bill for recovery from the track, and back to blighty too, so leave it if you think you can get away with it, but many accidents are caused by other drivers not paying attention, and bear in mind that weather at the 'ring can be sunny on one side and pouring down on the other....

Found 2 Veyrons for sale on ebay, second-hand blue one, £1,500,000.00, brand new one (still in shrink wrap) £1,200,000.00, but still in factory....

That's usually where I gain the most distance on asbo's, the tc on the Cupra is awesome, inspires confidence in all weather conditions, the asbo's usually spin out and lose traction/bottle at that moment.....

My Cupra thrashes ford asbos for fun, easy with 300+bhp on tap, and as for traction issues, only get the tc light flashing when it's soaking wet roads

Good man, enjoy it before ale hits +£4 a pint.... Personally, I'd like to see the red gold and green I and Iphone, comes with free rizlas for life

A nurse friend of mine used to work in a local geriatric hospital, the ward sister hated any member of staff eating the remaining porridge, so she would liberally dose the porridge with a drug called dorbanex, now withdrawn for safety reasons, this sounds very similar to Fleet, her logic was faultless, it helped the constipated, the incontinent, well they didn't notice anyway, and any hungry staff member would promptly sh*t themselves....

IKEA, where cohabiting couples go for an argument.....

Add a credit card to your account...

Medical school First year students at Medical School were receiving Their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine,it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you should not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." The Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students initially freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anus of the corpse and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at the class and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger but sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention!"

As a probably former laptop repair technician, who's fixed a fair few sonys over the past few years, I feel it's only fair to warn you that sonys don't like mixing memory types, some earlier sonys would only boot up with sony/citrix ram installed, I used to own a sony fx201, and it would only boot with sony ram, anything else and no show, so I'd be careful, as sometimes one ram socket can die also....

Fuji finepix f30/31, only 6mp, but f2.8 lens an iso 3200 sensitivity, got one for the missus, but I find it very usable and the quality of the images is superb, £133 from amazon....

Zenith grey is the colour, Putney, price with satnav, bluetooth, usb, £21,780, paid cash, so it's all mine, HA HA! Crusoe, I've Tried the Golf (gt+gti) thought they were ok, but too pricey when you start adding extras eg Golf gt with similar extras is the same price as the Cupra, but 70bhp less and has a ropey power delivery, build quality is better tho' so residuals are much better for VW's atm...

Well after a year long mental abberation (owning a fiat stilo sillyspeed), I've returned to the VAG fold with this... border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> border="0" class="linked-image" /> So far it's sensational, but Revo can remap to 300+ bhp, and will be doing so shortly (read next wednesday) style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Furdle is my nonsense word of choice this week...