heartagram Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 I'm not normally the kind of person to go out of my way to slate other peoples cars on forums. If they like it, leave them to it. I just stay happy in the knowledge that I have some taste.But this seems to be common with Corsa drivers. They buy this (ghastly) bodykit, which has a huge wing for the roof, huge bumpers and then huge arches. Truly terrible. But the thing I don't understand is why they always put skinny wheels on it? I mean why would you buy a wide arch kit if you have no intention of putting wide wheels on it? Just baffles me.I mean that whole thing made me laugh really. Had horrible flip paint, the bumper was rippled to damn, had lexus lights (with obligatory bulbs not working because there cheap tat), two huge fart cans. Kept revving the damn out of it then looking in his rear view mirror at me. Then put his choooons right up. He obviously thought he was really cool, but I just though you look like a knob. Oh and he went to all the effort of smoothing the boot but left the rear wiper, which looked like it was hanging off anyway.Personally, I really struggle to see how you can spend that kind of money on a car and still get little things like rippled bumpers, wipers that don't work properly, lights that don't work, plates that look like they have been pulled out of a pond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defcon5 Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 That wiper is quality. Bless 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 try Durham KFC on a sunday night. there's literally hundreds of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defcon5 Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 I used to have a Corsa C, but did my bit for humanity by rolling it off the M62. I feel I deserve a medal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jowey Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 chap at college has a gloss green Corsa with wider arches than that and it again has skinny wheels on it as well has numerous holes in the bonnet, disgrace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plug Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 ive allways looked at it this way.Dubbers- mod a car to make the orignal design BETTER, so everything flows and works well.Non Dubbers- mod a car out of a magazine, i.e. "that looks bad man" and then buy it not thinking about what it will look like on the car at all. Perfect example is wheels, they choose them for what they LOOK like, and not what theyl LOOK like on the car.Small brains imo, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001gti Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 somthin much worse than the corsa kit, are people who try to put the V6 kit on a clio!IT LOOKS FOOKING HORRIBLE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad.... Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 Some nice touches there..... has given me inspiration for my lupo.... hahasome people really dont have an idea about what looks 'right' and what doesnt *shakes head* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris260 Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 I spotted this badboy near mine, made me want a corsa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyp Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 is that filler on the drivers side skirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris260 Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 is that filler on the drivers side skirt? I think the whole thing is filler!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxy Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 WOW check out the ride height Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lauryn Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 Thats a disgrace, theres one round here with a bloomin' evo spoiler on the roof or something, similar to the first one, im scared someones gonna get decapitated with it! Vile bubbly tints too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 Kam, i saw that Corsa in Gateshead yesterday, i couldn't believe my eyes or ears! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT-aye-lad Posted May 18, 2008 Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 Kam, i saw that Corsa in Gateshead yesterday, i couldn't believe my eyes or ears!Saw it a few times when I was working up there a few months back - we gave it a flash and a laugh everytime!You don't work at Pyeroy in Dunston by any chance do you? Just remember seeing a raven blue GTi there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 18, 2008 Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 You don't work at Pyeroy in Dunston by any chance do you? Just remember seeing a raven blue GTi there!Nah, i don't mate, it must be a different one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fran Posted May 18, 2008 Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 I went out with a corsa driver once, I have no idea what goes on in their heads - sorry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted May 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 That pink thing is a disgrace. The thing is, you know when the owners see you taking a pic of there car they will feel so proud. When in fact you need proof when you explain to someone what it looks like. Cause they'll never believe its true.The camera on this new phone of mine is poo, old one was much better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
payna Posted May 18, 2008 Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 I spotted this badboy near mine, made me want a corsa!lol thats awesome!chris have you still got the picture of that cavalier with all the stickers on it?? lol i seen it again the other day...... agree with all the comments though. personally i think its more to do with the fact they think more is better, more mods, more filler, more noise etc. pretty pathetic to be fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x smil x Posted May 18, 2008 Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 try Durham KFC on a sunday night. there's literally hundreds of them.try any macdonalds on a sunday nite... they're taking over nooo!!!!if its not a corsa then its a fiesta!!! and i dont think they'll b proud u taking a picture of their car if ur pissing urself laughin with ur mates and pointing!! and shouting "what a shed" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted May 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 Don't forget Saxo owners ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x smil x Posted May 18, 2008 Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 Don't forget Saxo owners ;)well my saxo is standard and well its not mine i jst drive it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted May 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 hahah. Guess you can be let off in that case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jowey Posted May 18, 2008 Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 Corsa's can be done right too mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted May 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 Yeah course they can. Most cars can be. But I'm on about these idiots with that kit on it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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