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It might be pink with sparkles and coloured beads but still looks like a huge knob? Plus you do get plenty of realistic or enhanced products aimed at women. Maybe it's because guys quite like the idea of watching and getting involved but the opposite probably wouldn't be true. Lol

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i've seen some videos of stuff along those lines. And who said lesbians cant be disgustingly ugly and need to invest in some polythene love.

I wish I could afford this

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I am REALLY poor at the moment LOL

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i've seen some videos of stuff along those lines. And who said lesbians cant be disgustingly ugly and need to invest in some polythene love.

I wish I could afford this

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I am REALLY poor at the moment LOL

Just knit a turd and stick some peas in it

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Nice, much better than this:

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God, I used to buy them for about 10p when i was a kid. The Lancaster Bomber was awesome.

I got one of these for Christmas off my 5yr old nephew and it's pretty neat.

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Sadly, I've already found an underground world of mods going on; carbon fibre shafts, increased amps and paper body swaps are all the rage!

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Fancy waking up next to R2D2 after a few too many the night before - he's good at anal probes apparently. Those beeps and whistles :whistle:

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I'm going to find a cat.

however smarties tubes are ***** now,

they got rid of the round ones as some ****ting kid put another kids eye out by popping the cap off.

idiots ruin it for all of us.

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Coz i called my cat Pickle? :huh:

I want an action man. Called Rich. I will rip his face off and feed him to Pickle.

cats don't just change colour. your parents blatantly sold it to the chinese takeaway and got another one when they realised you'd notice it was gone.

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