Ryan-GTI Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 Walk up and casually spill a drink on her. Then ...Let's take you home and get you out those wet clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 "Do you have a license for that wagon you're draggin'?" - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkie Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 I noticed you noticing me, and i just wanted to put you on notice, that i noticed you too someones been watchin prince of bel air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sian-Marie Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Best one someone's used one me"Smile if you want sex with me"We dated for ages! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shteee Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Nope Some of my favourites..."So when are we going to **** tonight?"- That didn't quite work, but I got her number."Hi, nice tits, they've got big" - Didn't matter I'd already slept with her.I'm not gonna post my best achievement as you'll just think I'm even more of a tosser than you already do!I cant believe a ginger gets laid so much ? Best one someone's used one me"Smile if you want sex with me"Think thats my favourite one so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001gti Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.I can make you feel like I've never had sex before..Quality!! and so true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver! Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 "Get your coat, you've pulled!" Not that I've ever needed "chat up lines". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philplop Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 "Hey, you must be Mickey, because you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind"Was only pratting about at the time, but been happily together for a year and a half now. I learnt it from my good friend Johnny Bravo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonJ Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 What do you think this shirt is made from?*insert generic guessing *****Boyfriend material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 I cant believe a ginger gets laid so much ? Coz God make a bit of a **** up with their hair colour so decided to make up for it by being generous in the Bedroom Gymnastics Department?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 EWww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiea7x Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 i don tthink i have ever used a chat up line, i usually cant remember introductions, but a few ive heardnice legs when do they open ?ever had ur tits weighed?no?*stick head between tits jiggle side to side and dmake a loud waaaaaaayyyyy noise* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Chi-i Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Fancy a chinese? I know one that quite fancies you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Fancy a chinese? I know one that quite fancies you.I reckon that probably works quite well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Chi-i Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 fancy a chinese liam? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 if you're offering, yes please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001gti Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 i wouldnt mind an indian! any offers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 mmm peshwari naan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sian-Marie Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Mmm Jalfrezi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupo pete Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 (edited) fancy going halfs on a b*stard ..... never used it but it makes me laugh Edited April 30, 2009 by lupo pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 "Do you like crumbs?""Cos I wanna smash your pasty in!"My mate regularly uses that. He doesn't get it very often bless him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 ^ hahaAltho if you think about it, smashing a pasty in isnt very nice. Imagine doing it and some meaty potatoey filling just splurges out.YUK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jowey Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 try and lick your nose whilst rubbing your crotch and ask "do you have any... children?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
89james(FOX) Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Hi, im not usually this tall im just sitting on my wallet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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