Guest Lauryn Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 (edited) My favourite: "I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there"http://www.pickuplinegen.com/ Edited April 25, 2009 by Lauryn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lloydy Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 haha"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B12TH M Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 I'm sure my mate used this one for a laugh.“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”LMAO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 "Wanna come dance and get drunk?" 100% success rate. I quite like standing at the bar, stand next to a pretty girl and say "So when you are you buying me a drink then?" Works suprisingly well unless you pick an orange/blonde slag who wants a rich boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad.... Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 "Wanna come dance and get drunk?" 100% success rate. I quite like standing at the bar, stand next to a pretty girl and say "So when you are you buying me a drink then?" Works suprisingly well unless you pick an orange/blonde slag who wants a rich boy!Thats an ace line, might give that a go tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam bignell Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Some of those lines are sooooo bad lol!!!The pregnant one is the best for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Thats an ace line, might give that a go tonight Try the top one if you want to get laid. Works for me and I can't dance, and I'm an ugly ****! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam K Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Try the top one if you want to get laid. Works for me and I can't dance, and I'm an ugly ****! and ginger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Exactly, so if that line still works i must be onto something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001gti Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 just walk up to a girl and say "polar bear". And when they say "what"? You say "ice breaker". if i told you, you had a nice body would you hold it against me? That 1 works quite often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s2000king Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 My personal favorite is "Hi my name is James, you had better remember that cause youll be screaming it all night" lol, hasn't worked yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LupoGti123 Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 Haha it's funny reading this thread. The way it goes from the point and gradually swaying to an argument I like this: 'I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dann Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 (edited) Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants? Edited April 26, 2009 by Dann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomnotrevo Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 (edited) just walk up to a girl and say "polar bear". And when they say "what"? You say "ice breaker".nice line lolsmash an ice cube on the bar, followed by "now iv broken the ice can i buy you a drink/wanna dance?" Edited April 26, 2009 by tomnotrevo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbeth! Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 Haaavvveee you met Ted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lauryn Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.I can make you feel like I've never had sex before..I noticed you noticing me, and i just wanted to put you on notice, that i noticed you too Let's bypass all the bull**** and just get naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesU Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.I can make you feel like I've never had sex before..I noticed you noticing me, and i just wanted to put you on notice, that i noticed you too Let's bypass all the bull**** and just get naked.See you at edition then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lauryn Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 See you at edition then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?I have big feet.If i flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head? - actually uttered by someone to myself when i worked in a bar in reading. We dated for 2 months I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I'm finished.You're so fine, I'd suck your daddy's dick just to get some of where that came from.And my personal fave: Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons! Is it stupidly wrong that i can imagine all of the above comming out of Liam?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 The CIA are trying to seize my Penis. Can i hide it inside of you?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 ^^Roffles!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 i like your shoes they would look good on my bedroom floor.do you want these posted because i can deliver if you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noddy Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 (edited) "HI will you be here all night " when they say yeah " cool if i dont find anyone better than you to take home i will come and get you" and yes i have tryed it Edited April 29, 2009 by noddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 Is it stupidly wrong that i can imagine all of the above comming out of Liam?! Nope Some of my favourites..."So when are we going to **** tonight?"- That didn't quite work, but I got her number."Hi, nice tits, they've got big" - Didn't matter I'd already slept with her.I'm not gonna post my best achievement as you'll just think I'm even more of a tosser than you already do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noddy Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 (edited) i once told a lass she had a face like a slapped arse and to cheer up or i will talk to her all night . she did cheer up and we went out for a year and a half Edited April 26, 2009 by noddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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