JoeA Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 (edited) After asking ben to show me his massive power cap, i decided we should have a car innuendo thread, there are some sharp tacks on here so let's see who's is best Post car chatup lines aswell Edited January 9, 2011 by joeadamou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben™ Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 You can crank my shaft anyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabbles21 Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 I'd come on your airbags....... Too much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted January 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 HA i think ima add chatup lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001gti Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 wanna check out my dip stick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesU Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 You're due for a service and inspection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben™ Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 I have a dump valve... If you're into that kind of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001gti Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 lmao! dump in a chat up line? brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted January 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Depends if you like it low and slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 (edited) Get my knob into gearWell, not mine lol. Edited January 9, 2011 by Picola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyp Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 fancy steaming my windows up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted January 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Your'e so hot, im gonna need an uprated g60 brake setup, or i wont be able to stop myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabbles21 Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Nice ring... I mean piston ring... obviously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted January 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Can i fill your recess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defcon5 Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Your'e so hot, im gonna need an uprated g60 brake setup, or i wont be able to stop myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabbles21 Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 I've got great camshaft timing.. Wanna see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArosaMike Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Flanged SleeveFlanged ShaftBig EndLittle EndBleed NippleCould go on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabbles21 Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Flanged SleeveFlanged ShaftBig EndLittle EndBleed NippleCould go on Please do Hahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted January 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Would you like me to weld your backbox? It appears to be... loose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesU Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Can i fill your tank full of premium unleaded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emz Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Can I tighten your nuts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted January 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 My wheel is so wide, your tire will be at maximum stretch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danno Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Do you want me to clean up that leak?Youve got a bit mayo in your cap ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupolouie Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 I wouldnt mind dipping your clutch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted January 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Multi Point Injection, the new double penetration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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