pluto_gti Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 hahaha what are the chances of that!easy uncle mitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Ha! Mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 slim i'd sayi missedd the beggining as i copied the convoi asked asl as the first convo was with someone who said he was a puppet and would i like to stick my hand in him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordonbrown Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 no ****ing way! what are the chances! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Stranger: hi Stranger: i am man You: o hooookey cookey cokeyYou: taxiYou: would you like a taxiYou: i have a front bottomStranger: yeapYou: where too fun boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Stranger: hiYou: vw or ford?You: ????Stranger: vwStranger: why?You: yeyYou: because the fundamentals of our relationship depend upon the issue of what we driveYou: vw is a way of life i tell theeStranger: how old are you?Stranger: i mean,Stranger: i'm just 15You: lolYou: fair play im olderYou: but hey at least you have good taste in carsYou: where you from?Stranger: holland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Think you are a bit obsessed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Stranger: whats upYou: CloudsYou: Stranger: oo is that what they areStranger: i thought they where heepStranger: sheep**You: theyre actually ghosts of dead sheepStranger: oh sweetStranger: any gold in them thenYou: sheeps eat gold?!Stranger: maybeStranger: who knowsYou: no wonder everyone in wiltshire is a farmer.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4T VW Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Well that didnt go well for a first attempt! Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: Muffins!You: oh yes please!Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 i like venting angerConnecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: howdyStranger: howdyYou: location?Stranger: texas youYou: ukYou: m or fStranger: its okay not everyone is perfectStranger: maleStranger: you?You: male my ex was from texas and she was inbred tooYou: **** witYou: americans do my ****ing nut inYou: up your own arseYou: we made youStranger: its okay we has moar nukesYou: bell endYou: snore same old crapYou: i bet you think the films you make where the americans save the day make you proudStranger: sigh...... if only ya'll would get over the fact that we kicked your asses and became infinitely better than youStranger: damn limeyYou: cos you can't solve any real issues can you without sending hicks off to some foriegn land to play soldiersStranger: our soldiers can still best yoursYou: ?Stranger: we have the best trained military in the worldYou: in english you retardStranger: this is englishStranger: stupidStranger: learn to readYou: yeh the dumb dogs learn **** tasks quickerYou: 1 trick poniesYou: Stranger: our soldiers can still best yoursYou: wtf is that about thenStranger: stranger:can you without sending hicks off to some foriegn land to play soldiersYou: i heart plane crashersStranger: you would ****ing muslimYou: i heart muslimsStranger: i knowStranger: your gayYou: on fantic 50's playing kickstart in the fields with jumpers for goalpoasts hmm hmmYou: you bum your dadStranger: Stranger: on fantic 50's playing kickstart in the fields with jumpers for goalpoasts hmm hmm\Stranger: what?????You: yeh that threww youYou: boredStranger: i have no idea what the hell you were talking aboutYou: **** kickerStranger: niggerYou: i bet you played with a poo stick as a childStranger: sooYou: actually i'm white i just hate american'sStranger: your a nigger i can tellYou: noYou: i'm half german and whiter than whiteStranger: so your an albino niggerYou: noYou: as rare as they are i'm notYou: soYou: do you have a horseYou: do you **** itYou: i bet you doStranger: maybeYou: horse ****You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinnyGTI Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Hahaha thats awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomflyer Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: Hey! I met you in VIRIDIAN FOREST!You: good startYou: hahaYou: original to say the leastStranger: cheers brahStranger: wanna battle?You: HELLS YEAStranger: Charmeleon! I choose you!You: *draws sword on imaginary ass*Stranger: dude....Stranger: this is a pokemon battleYou: ****You: ...You: *MEW* i choose youYou: for the win mofoYou: ...You: :SYou: Stranger: Charmeleon uses DRAGON RAGEStranger: It's super effective!You: mew diesStranger: The enemy mew faited!You: FINYou: that was funStranger: Charmeleon gained 78exp!You: mew felt a little bit used Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupoluke Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: helloYou: do you like birds Stranger: depends what type?You: i dont i hate the little small feathery lovely persons Stranger: heh. Tits arent badYou: just thinking makes me wanna grab the little fukkers pull there wings off set fire t them an dance around it singing burn u little vermain lovely person burrrrrrrrrnnnnnnStranger: ocuk?>Your conversational partner has disconnected.These people are no fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 (edited) deleted nsfw Edited April 20, 2009 by Mitchell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_GTI Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 i think that last convo may have crossed a line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 how anyone can get off on that is beyond me, fair play if it's with someone you are into and are having it with in real life but that could of been some proper fat bloke dressed in drag or even worse, lol, dangerous site tbh, i'm staying away now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: helloYou: do you like birds Stranger: depends what type?You: i dont i hate the little small feathery lovely persons Stranger: heh. Tits arent badYou: just thinking makes me wanna grab the little fukkers pull there wings off set fire t them an dance around it singing burn u little vermain lovely person burrrrrrrrrnnnnnnStranger: ocuk?>Your conversational partner has disconnected.These people are no fun.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupoluke Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 deleted nsfw It was a bit much tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy'dup Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: heyStranger: ohh babyStranger: harderStranger: hardderYou: im so flaccid i couldnt penetrate jellyStranger: well lets change thisYou: how we gonna do this?Stranger: slowlyYou: im still as floppy as a deflated balloonStranger: i look at you from across the roomStranger: you signal meYou: *waves*Stranger: *wink*You: sexy wink you got thereYour conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupo_1.0 Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Stranger: hi!!!You: helloStranger: asl?You: 21/shemale/englandStranger: "shemale"Stranger: wowYou: yer best of both bit like hovisYour conversational partner has disconnectedalways gets them lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigkingdingaling Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 As Fate brought us together I thought I would share my chat with a stranger who turns out to be GT_aye_ladConnecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: smegStranger: mmmmm smegYou: nice isnt itStranger: it certainly isYou: goes well on toast i hearStranger: you mean you've never tried smeg on toast?Stranger: you are missing out my friendYou: no...i dont beleive in breadYou: anything with a crust is beyond meYou: I have curly hair as it is you see...I wouldnt want it to be curlierStranger: ahh, i can't blame you thenYou: although i hear warburtons sell that crustless breadYou: I may have to try itYou: bit of a gamble thought isnt itStranger: it's worth a dabbleYou: after all it may be the bread that makes my hair go curly and not the crusts then im screwedStranger: surely once can't hurtStranger: gwaanStranger: gwaan gwaanYou: oooooh noo!You: Peer pressureYou: i feel myself giving inYou: thats it im off to the shop tomorrowStranger: u know it makes sense Stranger: smeg on toast for breakfast tomorrowYou: You: beats my usual....smoked teabags with mustardStranger: on crackers?You: definatley....has to be jacobs though or the really good ones which you get real funny jokes and great prises inYou: *prizesStranger: jacobs ftw!You: jacobs rule!You: funnily enough i know a lad called jacobs and he is crackersStranger: i know a lad called jakeStranger: he's on crack...You: ooooh not good...I woke up to the crack of dawn the other day...I said sod off Dawn and stop sitting on my faceStranger: and did she?You: thankfully yesYou: at least she washed...hate it when she has clingonsStranger: what do the starship enterprise and toilet roll have in common?You: they both go near uranus?Stranger: ooh you are wise my friend, they do indeed, looking for clingonsYou: speaking of toilet roll...do bears really use Charmin when they **** in the woodsStranger: Cha Cha Cha Cha CharmiiinYou: it is more huggably softer than Andrex I beleiveStranger: they do, i have witnessed it first handYou: now if you could use one of them puppies to wipe with that would be mighty fine on the old behindStranger: until the teeth get in the way, they tend to nip the old cheeksYou: arghhh buggers im sure a mussel would do the trick...or a pair of pliersYou: or coca cola? I hear dentists are cracking down on acid erosion nowadaysStranger: that stuff is like hydrochloric acidStranger: i once saw a man disintegrate after just 2 mouthfulsStranger: nastyYou: bloody hell! was he part witch?Stranger: i didnt mind though, he was a tosserStranger: what bees make milk?You: i know the answer but go on.. i know you really want to say itStranger: ...........=DStranger: none, bees do not produce milkStranger: they do produce cheese howeverStranger: cheese beesStranger: beats smeg sometimes i reckonYou: mmm nice Stranger: i like volkswagonsYou: wow me tooStranger: favourite volkswagon?You: oooh mark 1 golf or a splitterYou: however i am particluarly fond of the new scirroccosYou: and Lupo'sStranger: on the off chance, are you on vStranger: clublupo*You: how did you guess hahaStranger: seriously?Stranger: lolYou: yesStranger: haha amazingStranger: saw the thread too then i take itYou: I am drunk and saw the post so thought it had to be triedStranger: you know, i had a feelingYou: i wouldnt be as creative soberStranger: coz reading through what people have put, its a load of tripeStranger: lolYou: haha it sure isStranger: what's your name mate>#Stranger: ?You: davidYou: on club lupoYou: its BigkingdingalingStranger: ah yesStranger: Paul aka GT_aye_ladStranger: nice to meet you in such random circumstances!You: ahhh yes You: it is You: out of 1887 people fate brought us togetherYou: so we can share our amazingly random convo on clublupoStranger: i was wondering if i was going to bump into one of you! lol yes, think we should both repost itYou: we shouldYou: haha I like that everyone else will be readint this partStranger: lolStranger: hellooo clublupo!You: chow bella clublupoYou: anyway its 12:40 and im rather drunk and have work at 8 so i think its time to say good evening Paul and clublupoYou: xStranger: adios mate! xYou have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT-aye-lad Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Now I've met some weirdos on this site today, but THIS guy beats them all....(Cut out the first half of the convo, mainly regarding smeg on toast)You: jacobs ftw!Stranger: jacobs rule!Stranger: funnily enough i know a lad called jacobs and he is crackersYou: i know a lad called jakeYou: he's on crack...Stranger: ooooh not good...I woke up to the crack of dawn the other day...I said sod off Dawn and stop sitting on my faceYou: and did she?Stranger: thankfully yesStranger: at least she washed...hate it when she has clingonsYou: what do the starship enterprise and toilet roll have in common?Stranger: they both go near uranus?You: ooh you are wise my friend, they do indeed, looking for clingonsStranger: speaking of toilet roll...do bears really use Charmin when they **** in the woodsYou: Cha Cha Cha Cha CharmiiinStranger: it is more huggably softer than Andrex I beleiveYou: they do, i have witnessed it first handStranger: now if you could use one of them puppies to wipe with that would be mighty fine on the old behindYou: until the teeth get in the way, they tend to nip the old cheeksStranger: arghhh buggers im sure a mussel would do the trick...or a pair of pliersStranger: or coca cola? I hear dentists are cracking down on acid erosion nowadaysYou: that stuff is like hydrochloric acidYou: i once saw a man disintegrate after just 2 mouthfulsYou: nastyStranger: bloody hell! was he part witch?You: i didnt mind though, he was a tosserYou: what bees make milk?Stranger: i know the answer but go on.. i know you really want to say itYou: ...........=DYou: none, bees do not produce milkYou: they do produce cheese howeverYou: cheese beesYou: beats smeg sometimes i reckonStranger: mmm nice You: i like volkswagonsStranger: wow me tooYou: favourite volkswagon?Stranger: oooh mark 1 golf or a splitterStranger: however i am particluarly fond of the new scirroccosStranger: and Lupo'sYou: on the off chance, are you on vYou: clublupo*Stranger: how did you guess hahaYou: seriously?You: lolStranger: yesYou: haha amazingYou: saw the thread too then i take itStranger: I am drunk and saw the post so thought it had to be triedYou: you know, i had a feelingStranger: i wouldnt be as creative soberYou: coz reading through what people have put, its a load of tripeYou: lolStranger: haha it sure isYou: what's your name mate>#You: ?Stranger: davidStranger: on club lupoStranger: its BigkingdingalingYou: ah yesYou: Paul aka GT_aye_ladYou: nice to meet you in such random circumstances!Stranger: ahhh yes Stranger: it is Stranger: out of 1887 people fate brought us togetherStranger: so we can share our amazingly random convo on clublupoYou: i was wondering if i was going to bump into one of you! lol yes, think we should both repost itStranger: we shouldStranger: haha I like that everyone else will be readint this partYou: lolYou: hellooo clublupo!Stranger: chow bella clublupoStranger: anyway its 12:40 and im rather drunk and have work at 8 so i think its time to say good evening Paul and clublupoStranger: xYou: adios mate! xYour conversational partner has disconnected.Nice talking to you David... Now get to sleep!Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupo_1.0 Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: Are you Chinese? I need to speak to a Chinese person.You: yesStranger: ok, i need....You: mi love yo long timeeeeYour conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbeth! Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Mega LOLZ at that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4T VW Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: Are you Chinese? I need to speak to a Chinese person.You: yesStranger: ok, i need....You: mi love yo long timeeeeYour conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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