s3boy Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: Parlez-vous francais?You: noYour conversational partner has disconnected.LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noddy Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: helloStranger: How do you do? What brings you to see me?You: i'm good thanks i'm very bored and hope you will bring lots of joyStranger: Why do you say that?You: well if your nice you will help me in my quest to fight off my bordomStranger: Maybe your life have something to do with this.You: no my life is fine i'm just trying to kill time till i get layedStranger: This is not a healthy way of thinkingYou: well drinking is not healthy but i do thatStranger: Can you elaborate on that?You: will god forgive meStranger: Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say will god forgive you?You: i drank ten pints last night and i slept with a BIG girlStranger: Is it because of problems at school that you are going through all this?You: no i like to drink and i like BIG girlsYou: do you like BIG girlsYou: are you a BIG girl ?Stranger: Are you sure that you might want to drink and you big girls?Stranger: I could ask the same thing myself.You: i only drink diet coke i'm tee total but BIG girls have BIG boobsStranger: Is it because big girls have big boobs that you came to me?You: do you have big boobsStranger: Perhaps you could allow me to do the questioning.You: ok you have 5 questionsStranger: Earlier you said you would like to drink and you big girls?Stranger: Well, do you really think this is so?You: no i said i LIKE to drink and i LIKE big girlsStranger: How does it feel to want?You: i dont want i have i ask and as i'm a slim good looking bloke i can have big girls as they want a bit of meStranger: Perhaps this has something to do with your sex life?You: that is my sex lifeStranger: Does it bother you that is your sex life?You: no as there are loads of big girls and only one of me so thats some good odds on me having sex when i wontYou: wantStranger: You mentioned that big girls have big boobs?You: yes i like BIG boobsStranger: Possibly hangups you have are related to this.You: what hangups ?Stranger: Is it because of your inhibitions that you say what hangups?You: no i love my life i love big girls and i LOVE big boobs what more do i need in my lifeStranger: Would you please talk about your relationship with your life you love big girls and you love big boobs what more do you need your life.You: no as i now have to go tame a lionStranger: Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you are going through all this?You: no as my childhood is going greatStranger: What makes you believe as your childhood is going great?You: i'm a midget and look like i'm ten i'm 3"9 and get to sleep with big girlsYou: what is not greatStranger: How do you reconcile some problems at home?You: my home moves i'm in the circus right i really need to go as the lion is getting out of handStranger: Why should you get to go the lion is getting out hand?You: i'm the lion tamerStranger: Is it because of your plans that you say you are the lion tamer?You: no it says on my pay slip that i'm the lion tamerStranger: Is the fact that you are the lion tamer the real reason?You: yes and the lion has just eaten bobby the dancing dog i hope you are happyStranger: Do you get happy often?You: byee i have to cry now befor i sleep with a BIG ladyYou have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willcrook Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 making up stories isn't an attractive quality.Righhtttt, i'm sorry who are you and how do you know i'm making it up?When OMEGLE was first around it was mainly people from the UK on there and I happened to chat to a girl who lives in Manchester..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willcrook Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 roflAdam K is a little bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenna Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 THAT is amazing. Has anyone ever been on jippi.co.uk? You have to dirty talk 14 year old boys just to get a game of online pool hahahaha. It works out well when you pretend your a 45 year old man at the end :)You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyyYou: hiStranger: 17/m/australia here. u?You: a/s/l?Stranger: lol ^^^You: 13/f/uk, wanna get funky?You: i wont tell if u dontStranger: im not too old?You: noStranger: well thenStranger: shaved or waxed?You: I dont have pubes yetStranger: =|Your conversational partner has disconnected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleyellowblob Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Haha hours of fun on here. Im talkin to a 27 year old woman from Finland that lives on a farm with 70-80 cowsHAHAHAH! thats funny! she wont have a problem running out of milk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupoluke Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: hi Stranger: maleStranger: orStranger: femaleStranger: ?You: male Stranger: wanna c a pic of me ;PStranger: http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1573968You: not really Stranger: this is me;PYou: an this is me You: Stranger: wahStranger: ?You: clicky > Stranger: i cant Stranger: there aint nothing there for my to clickyYou: You: You: You: clicky You: its there Stranger: WHERE?You: 3 times You: click Stranger: nothing has come up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11You: ffs just click on the link its there Stranger: o it isnt it is just a blank spaceStranger: i looks like thisStranger: Stranger: Stranger: You: are u retarded Stranger: nope but u are because u dont now how to send a bloody linkYour conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt~black Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Stranger: wanna watch porn together?You: heyYou: **** yeahYou: can we have pringles too Stranger: sureYou: will your sister be joining us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philplop Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 (edited) That's mint Noddy. Edited April 30, 2009 by Philplop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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