Chat With a Stranger

[lupo_1.0]

way too good!

Stranger: What is?

You: what is what?

Stranger: This is not!

You: this is not what?

You: whats what?

Stranger: Perhaps some.

You: maybe a little

Stranger: We can?

You: iam not sure?

Stranger: That can't.

You: its not you its me. no thats a lie. it is you

You: all you

Stranger: I accidentally the whole relationship.

You: can you change over time?

Stranger: Yes, into a truck.

You: wow. like transformers?

Stranger: What's transformers?

You: things that turn into things

You: keep up

Stranger: I see.

You: i dont iam blind

Stranger: Tragic, how did?

You: got attacked by a fish

Stranger: What kind of fish?

You: a salmon.

You: remember you are not a salmon

Stranger: Thanks for reminding me

You: your welcome

You: salmon face

Stranger: WHAT?!

Stranger: HOW DARE YOU!

You: iam sorry

You: its not you its me

Stranger: You're a salmon face?

You: no you are

Stranger: NO U!

You: you must be a clever salmon as you can use a pc

Stranger: I can't, I don't know how to type

You have disconnected.

[Tigz™]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hello

You: I would like to lower the taxes.

Any ideas how?

Stranger: hmmm, honestly i dont think it'd be possible because or government is to ****ed up and needs the money or else our economy's gonna be even worse than it already is

You: Can we not just kick out the Government, to save paying for their holiday homes in Taiwan?

Connection imploded.

Thats Politics.. religion next

[Adam K]

errrr, this is just wrong....

Stranger: hey

Stranger: how r u?

You: hi

You: i'm good, you?

Stranger: good thx

Stranger: asl?

You: 26/m/england

You: u?

Stranger: 15/f/winchester

Stranger: we are not far you and i

Stranger: haha

You: same country, that's about it!

Stranger: true

You: i am just outside london

Stranger: "NOTICE TO CHATTER: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #2334531-0343.

[Tigz™]

[Adam K]

this is the rest of the conversation from my above post.

Stranger: Sir, Im an FBI agent

Stranger: I have taken over the chat now

You: great

Stranger: Please explain why you are trying to solicit cyber sex with a minor?

You: well, ya know how it is

Stranger: Sir, if you dont co-operate your IP address will be logged as a Sex Offender IP address

You: ah well, **** happens

Stranger: This will stick with you for the rest of your life

You: i'm willing to take that chance

Stranger: OK, I will be in contact with your local law enforcement agency to set up an investigation against you

You: thanks, i look forward to it

Stranger: Off the record Sir, I hope you rot in hell you piece of ****

Edited April 19, 2009 by Adam K

[lupo_1.0]

hahaha there is always one.

[gordonbrown]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: I'M RUNNING AWAY

You: awesome

You: where to?

Stranger: Stop stalking me then

Stranger: Goddamn Stranger

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:S

[lupo_1.0]

Stranger: hi'

You: hi hows it going

Stranger: pretty damn well considering im the goddamn batman

Stranger: and you?

You: and iam robin

Stranger: lies

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[2001gti]

this is the rest of the conversation from my above post.

Stranger: Sir, Im an FBI agent

Stranger: I have taken over the chat now

You: great

Stranger: Please explain why you are trying to solicit cyber sex with a minor?

You: well, ya know how it is

Stranger: Sir, if you dont co-operate your IP address will be logged as a Sex Offender IP address

You: ah well, **** happens

Stranger: This will stick with you for the rest of your life

You: i'm willing to take that chance

Stranger: OK, I will be in contact with your local law enforcement agency to set up an investigation against you

You: thanks, i look forward to it

Stranger: Off the record Sir, I hope you rot in hell you piece of ****

thats brilliant!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: favorite band

You: hello!

You: s club 7

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Edited April 19, 2009 by 2001gti

[Shteee]

You: heyy

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are u

You: quite bored tbh, u ?

Stranger: good

You: ur good or its good that im bored..?

Stranger: from `?

You: eng u ?

Stranger: am good

Stranger: am from finland

You: cool

You: theres a hell of alot of people from finland on here

Stranger: ya it is but good that am only half finnish

You: and half..?

Stranger: russian, swedish, gipsy and something else

You: conceived at an orgy ?

[Picola]

I dont get it. Is it a real person?

[lululupo]

I think I'm having the world's most boring conversation with mine.

[Shteee]

Then disconnect and find someone amusing, theres some right fruit cakes on there

[lululupo]

Its kinda freaking me out actually, the whole concept of it. Mine seems pretty serious so I feel bad if I disconnect, lol.

[lululupo]

Haha I disconnected and this is what I got:

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: the devil gave me a message

Stranger: he told me to tell you

You: really

Stranger: that you're next

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CheColes]

Haha I disconnected and this is what I got:

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: the devil gave me a message

Stranger: he told me to tell you

You: really

Stranger: that you're next

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

holy s***!! theres some wackos on there!

[treblet]

Ha ha, this thing is brilliant!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hii

You: hello

You: hi

You: hola

You: bonjour

Stranger: HOLA

You: guten tag

Stranger: ENOUGH

You: no need to shout

Stranger: Okay, sorry

You: i want yeti feet

Stranger: Thats cool

You: do you want yeti feet?

Stranger: No

You: why not?

Stranger: Im too cool for that!

Stranger: Waaaaaaay too cool

You: yetis live in cold place though

Stranger: They do

You: if your cool youd fit right in

Stranger: Of course

Stranger: Without the feet

You: nah you need the feet or they'd look at you funny then eat you

Stranger: No, i can bring a machine gun

Stranger: No feet in the world can beat that

You: dont you know anything about yetis... god!

You: yeti feet are bullet proof

You: so are yetis

You: you really do know nothing about yetis *rolls eyes*

Stranger: Is it possible to use a chainsaw?

Stranger: No i really don't

Stranger: Sorry

You: im not sure, maybe

You: why do you want to kill yetis?

Stranger: I dont want to, but i have to if theyre going to attack me

You: just accept that you want yeti feet and they wont attack you

Stranger: I can use those old roller blades instead

You: maybe

Stranger: Tell me something about yetis

Stranger: I want to know moe

You: roller skates would be better

Stranger: more

You: they are hairy

You: more hairy than an unshaved lady garden

You: they normally respond to the name edward too

You: even if they are girl yetis

Stranger: The girl yetis must be cute

You: the female name for a yeti is a yet-ina

Stranger: Are they attracted to humans?

You: they could do with a hairbrush if im honest

You: maybe some hair straighteners and a bit of make up, then they'd all be prettier than britney spears

Stranger: Is it possible to shave them?

You: it is

You: but they would freeze to death

Stranger: I can have her in my apartment

You: and you dont want to have to dig a hole big enough to bury a yeti

You: if she fits through the door

Stranger: I can pack her like IKEA furniture

You: no , yetis come preassembled not flat packed

You: they arent like inflateable ladies

Stranger: Oh, such a shame

You: it is a shame

You: theres often times ive wished i could have had a flat pack yeti

Stranger: Why dont you invent it?

You: i could try

You: they are a bit too squishy to be flat packed though

Stranger: Please do, and give me a call when youre finished

Stranger: Nono

You: maybe i could grow one in the garden instead

Stranger: Haha

Stranger: But is it possible to take her indoors?

Stranger: If you grow her in the garden

You: as long as you leave the freezer door open she'll feel right at home

Stranger: Fantastic

You: i wish i was a yeti

You: do you not want to be a yeti?

Stranger: Haha no

You: why not?

Stranger: But i have to go now

You: ok bye

Stranger: Have a nice day

Stranger: And cold

You: you too

[nfbr]

completely and utterly random!

[noddy]

now this is the best yet i found someone i kinda know

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: Hello there. Dan here, 22 from Leicester UK. Into Volkswagens?

You: yeah i have a lupo

You: what you got

Stranger: Seriously?

You: yeah are you from clublupo

Stranger: I own DubClique.

Stranger: You know of it?

You: o i'm on there i'm noddy

You: you have a polo dont ya

Stranger: Ahhh sound.

Stranger: Used to have.

You: what you driving now

Stranger: I only just been told about this site, you come here often?

You: no its been posted on cl so were all just on it to find weirdos

Stranger: lol

You: i cant beleave i have found someone i have heard of lol

Stranger: LOL

You: just loged on to your site i'm noddy1

[nfbr]

lmao. What are the chances of that !

[kenzie]

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Stranger: hi..

You: hello

You: whats your age/gender?

Stranger: 21 m Ukraine..

You: would you like a pickled egg?

You: or pickled onion?

Stranger: Are you a fool?

You: yes, you?

Stranger: no..

You: you've changed

Stranger: How regarding to suck at my eggs?

You: ah but did ee?

You: are you at work?

Stranger: no..

Stranger: say u age..

You: twintywan

Stranger: moron..

You: what is there to do in ukraine?

Stranger: what is you mother language?

You: that was glasweigen there

You: its a spin off to english

You: not chinese

Stranger: that bull****)

You: you've changed again

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God I love that site

[kenzie]

Just had a long one there, how fun. . . . .

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: how do

Stranger: hey

You: whats your favourite shoe, right or left?#

Stranger: haha random question, uhm rightt?

You: good call

You: are you m or f?

Stranger: f.

You: age?

You: im m btw

Stranger: 13

You: you'll soon be 40 huy

Stranger: lol say wha?

You: well, in a few years

You: what country do you frequent?

Stranger: England

You: im in scotland, im higher than you lol

Stranger: haha awesome

You: i have another random question for you

You: do all siamese twins come from siam?

Stranger: haha ok

You: ^^

Stranger: and i really have no ideaa

You: ok. do you not go to school?

Stranger: yeah i do.

You: do they not teach about siam?

Stranger: nah.

You: thats crap

You: you should start a petition saying you want to be educated on siam

Stranger: ok, i'll suggest it to the school council ?

You: maybe even the pta first

You: education on siam is important, i missed out on it at school and deeply regret it

Stranger: :/

Stranger: awh

You: are you drunk?

Stranger: no im 13? dont tend to get drunk at this age

You: why?

Stranger: idk never really tried tbh.

You: me either

You: why do pigs have curly tails?

Stranger: no idea

You: have you nothing you want to ask?

Stranger: nope not really

You: i know a fair bit on russia, i studied it at school but failed the exam

You: are you from london?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: Newcastle.

You: way aye mun

Stranger: haha yes,

You: do you go shopping at the metro center?

You: for your metros?

Stranger: haha i do sometimes yes

Stranger: and nope

Stranger: you cant buy metros there

You: i bought one there once

You: in the car park

You: so ha!

You:

Stranger: well ive never expireanced buying on there once

You: you should try it, its the fashion

Stranger: okay

You: do you own any exotic pets?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i had a dog,

Stranger: but he got stolen.

You: dog theft sucks, i feel for you sister

Stranger: thanks.

You: do you enjoy google?

Stranger: haha yes i do acctually

You: what sort of stuff do you google?

Stranger: hm alot of different things,

Stranger: i prefer myspae to google.

Stranger: myspace* (:

You: do you do myspace poses at the metro center?

Stranger: no i do not.

You: me either

You: thats so last year eh?

Stranger: uhm yeah sure.

You: whats your fave brand of footballs? i favour mitre

You: top notch sticthing

Stranger: dont really play football so i have no idea

You: me either, being honest

You: do you drive?

Stranger: im too young to drive.

You: i never asked if you were old enough to drive, i asked if you drove?

Stranger: no i dont

You: so you're not a car thief?

Stranger: nope

You: sorry, i thought you were

Stranger: fair enough.

You: fair ecakes

You: whats your faveourite colour?

Stranger: purple

You: what shade?

You: i quite like dusty mauve

You: you still there or have you went for some milk and cookies?

You: or perhaps some literature?

Stranger: oh sorry my phone rang.

You: or a colour chart?

You: oh, ok

You: anyone i know?

Stranger: probably not.

You: thought that

You: did you see the news today?

Stranger: no,

You: me either, was out playing and missed it

You: gutted, they always have good story lines on that programme

Stranger: i dont tend to watch the news.

You: how comes thats because?

Stranger: i dont know, i just dont

You: do you like hey arnold?

Stranger: i remember watching it when i was younger.

You: helga was a right cow wasnt she?

Stranger: dont really remember the names.

You: she was the one who was secretly in love with arnold but kept being horrible to him

Stranger: ah ok.

You: what would you like to talk about now?

Stranger: i dont know

You: have a wee think

Stranger: hmm :/

You: if i were to join mspace, how big would my space be?

Stranger: idk?

You: i thought you were on it?

Stranger: i am

You: so how do you not know?

You: you're not really on it are you?

You: you were trying to be down with the cool cats?

Stranger: no i am on it

You: am i correct or am i corrong?

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[VinnyGTI]

i got this freak!!

Stranger: heil

Stranger: HITLER

Stranger: SIEG!

Stranger:

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[Guest LupoDan]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 2068 users online

Stranger: none better than you

You: Thats nice of you.

You: There is now 2051 online.

You: All better than you.

Stranger: i offered you an olive branch

Stranger: but you're pondlife at the end of the day

Stranger: **** you

Stranger: **** you twice

You: :|

Stranger: you want some of the juicy juice

Stranger: what you're not tired?

Stranger: suck my dick

[Ollie36]

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Stranger: hi

You: hi stranger

Stranger: hello stranger lol

You: this is odd :s

Stranger: lol yes yes it is lol

Stranger: so were are you from???

You: the UK u?

Stranger: US

Stranger: A*

You: cool stuff

You: my family are over thr on holiday atm

Stranger: cool cool

Stranger: my families always over here

You: mine dont like me

You:

Stranger: im sorry

You: lol

You: u like NBA?

Stranger: mine doesnt either lol

Stranger: and yes i like the celtics

You: ohhhhhhh

You: u from boston?

Stranger: yaaaaaaaa

Stranger: naw cali los angelos

You: not many people like basketball over here

Stranger: angeles*

Stranger: ohhhhh

You: cool, guess ur a laker hater then lol

Stranger: naw lol their my two favoriot teams lol

You: o right

Stranger: except thir rivals lol

Stranger: thier*

You: i support the warriors but their crap at the moment lol

Stranger: haha ya lol

Stranger: nfl???

You: its alright dont really follow it though

You: 49ers

Stranger: ohhh i do lol

Stranger: chiefs

You: mlb??

Stranger: wait im guessing ur a guy hahaha

You: i am

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he was only after one thing