lupo_1.0 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 way too good!Stranger: What is?You: what is what?Stranger: This is not!You: this is not what?You: whats what?Stranger: Perhaps some.You: maybe a littleStranger: We can?You: iam not sure? Stranger: That can't.You: its not you its me. no thats a lie. it is youYou: all youStranger: I accidentally the whole relationship.You: can you change over time?Stranger: Yes, into a truck.You: wow. like transformers?Stranger: What's transformers?You: things that turn into thingsYou: keep upStranger: I see.You: i dont iam blindStranger: Tragic, how did?You: got attacked by a fishStranger: What kind of fish?You: a salmon. You: remember you are not a salmonStranger: Thanks for reminding meYou: your welcomeYou: salmon faceStranger: WHAT?!Stranger: HOW DARE YOU!You: iam sorryYou: its not you its meStranger: You're a salmon face?You: no you areStranger: NO U!You: you must be a clever salmon as you can use a pcStranger: I can't, I don't know how to typeYou have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigz™ Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: HiStranger: hello You: I would like to lower the taxes.Any ideas how?Stranger: hmmm, honestly i dont think it'd be possible because or government is to ****ed up and needs the money or else our economy's gonna be even worse than it already isYou: Can we not just kick out the Government, to save paying for their holiday homes in Taiwan?Connection imploded.Thats Politics.. religion next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam K Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 errrr, this is just wrong....Stranger: heyStranger: how r u?You: hiYou: i'm good, you?Stranger: good thxStranger: asl?You: 26/m/englandYou: u?Stranger: 15/f/winchesterStranger: we are not far you and iStranger: hahaYou: same country, that's about it!Stranger: trueYou: i am just outside londonStranger: "NOTICE TO CHATTER: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #2334531-0343. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Adam K Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) this is the rest of the conversation from my above post.Stranger: Sir, Im an FBI agentStranger: I have taken over the chat nowYou: greatStranger: Please explain why you are trying to solicit cyber sex with a minor?You: well, ya know how it isStranger: Sir, if you dont co-operate your IP address will be logged as a Sex Offender IP addressYou: ah well, **** happensStranger: This will stick with you for the rest of your lifeYou: i'm willing to take that chanceStranger: OK, I will be in contact with your local law enforcement agency to set up an investigation against youYou: thanks, i look forward to itStranger: Off the record Sir, I hope you rot in hell you piece of **** Edited April 19, 2009 by Adam K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupo_1.0 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 hahaha there is always one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordonbrown Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: heyStranger: I'M RUNNING AWAYYou: awesomeYou: where to?Stranger: Stop stalking me thenStranger: Goddamn StrangerYour conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.:S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupo_1.0 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Stranger: hi'You: hi hows it goingStranger: pretty damn well considering im the goddamn batmanStranger: and you?You: and iam robinStranger: liesYour conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001gti Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) this is the rest of the conversation from my above post.Stranger: Sir, Im an FBI agentStranger: I have taken over the chat nowYou: greatStranger: Please explain why you are trying to solicit cyber sex with a minor?You: well, ya know how it isStranger: Sir, if you dont co-operate your IP address will be logged as a Sex Offender IP addressYou: ah well, **** happensStranger: This will stick with you for the rest of your lifeYou: i'm willing to take that chanceStranger: OK, I will be in contact with your local law enforcement agency to set up an investigation against youYou: thanks, i look forward to itStranger: Off the record Sir, I hope you rot in hell you piece of **** thats brilliant!You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: favorite bandYou: hello!You: s club 7Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Edited April 19, 2009 by 2001gti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shteee Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 You: heyyStranger: hiStranger: how are uYou: quite bored tbh, u ?Stranger: goodYou: ur good or its good that im bored..?Stranger: from `?You: eng u ?Stranger: am goodStranger: am from finlandYou: coolYou: theres a hell of alot of people from finland on hereStranger: ya it is but good that am only half finnishYou: and half..?Stranger: russian, swedish, gipsy and something elseYou: conceived at an orgy ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 I dont get it. Is it a real person? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lululupo Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 I think I'm having the world's most boring conversation with mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shteee Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Then disconnect and find someone amusing, theres some right fruit cakes on there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lululupo Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Its kinda freaking me out actually, the whole concept of it. Mine seems pretty serious so I feel bad if I disconnect, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lululupo Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Haha I disconnected and this is what I got:Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hiStranger: the devil gave me a messageStranger: he told me to tell youYou: reallyStranger: that you're nextYour conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheColes Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Haha I disconnected and this is what I got:Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hiStranger: the devil gave me a messageStranger: he told me to tell youYou: reallyStranger: that you're nextYour conversational partner has disconnected.holy s***!! theres some wackos on there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treblet Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Ha ha, this thing is brilliant!Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiiYou: helloYou: hiYou: holaYou: bonjourStranger: HOLAYou: guten tagStranger: ENOUGHYou: no need to shoutStranger: Okay, sorryYou: i want yeti feetStranger: Thats coolYou: do you want yeti feet?Stranger: NoYou: why not?Stranger: Im too cool for that!Stranger: Waaaaaaay too coolYou: yetis live in cold place thoughStranger: They doYou: if your cool youd fit right inStranger: Of courseStranger: Without the feetYou: nah you need the feet or they'd look at you funny then eat youStranger: No, i can bring a machine gunStranger: No feet in the world can beat thatYou: dont you know anything about yetis... god!You: yeti feet are bullet proofYou: so are yetisYou: you really do know nothing about yetis *rolls eyes*Stranger: Is it possible to use a chainsaw?Stranger: No i really don'tStranger: SorryYou: im not sure, maybeYou: why do you want to kill yetis?Stranger: I dont want to, but i have to if theyre going to attack meYou: just accept that you want yeti feet and they wont attack youStranger: I can use those old roller blades insteadYou: maybeStranger: Tell me something about yetisStranger: I want to know moeYou: roller skates would be betterStranger: moreYou: they are hairyYou: more hairy than an unshaved lady gardenYou: they normally respond to the name edward tooYou: even if they are girl yetisStranger: The girl yetis must be cuteYou: the female name for a yeti is a yet-inaStranger: Are they attracted to humans?You: they could do with a hairbrush if im honestYou: maybe some hair straighteners and a bit of make up, then they'd all be prettier than britney spearsStranger: Is it possible to shave them?You: it isYou: but they would freeze to deathStranger: I can have her in my apartmentYou: and you dont want to have to dig a hole big enough to bury a yetiYou: if she fits through the doorStranger: I can pack her like IKEA furnitureYou: no , yetis come preassembled not flat packedYou: they arent like inflateable ladiesStranger: Oh, such a shameYou: it is a shameYou: theres often times ive wished i could have had a flat pack yetiStranger: Why dont you invent it?You: i could tryYou: they are a bit too squishy to be flat packed thoughStranger: Please do, and give me a call when youre finishedStranger: NonoYou: maybe i could grow one in the garden insteadStranger: HahaStranger: But is it possible to take her indoors?Stranger: If you grow her in the gardenYou: as long as you leave the freezer door open she'll feel right at homeStranger: FantasticYou: i wish i was a yetiYou: do you not want to be a yeti?Stranger: Haha noYou: why not?Stranger: But i have to go nowYou: ok byeStranger: Have a nice dayStranger: And coldYou: you too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfbr Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 completely and utterly random! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noddy Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 now this is the best yet i found someone i kinda know Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: helloStranger: Hello there. Dan here, 22 from Leicester UK. Into Volkswagens?You: yeah i have a lupoYou: what you gotStranger: Seriously?You: yeah are you from clublupoStranger: I own DubClique.Stranger: You know of it?You: o i'm on there i'm noddyYou: you have a polo dont yaStranger: Ahhh sound.Stranger: Used to have.You: what you driving nowStranger: I only just been told about this site, you come here often?You: no its been posted on cl so were all just on it to find weirdosStranger: lolYou: i cant beleave i have found someone i have heard of lolStranger: LOLYou: just loged on to your site i'm noddy1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfbr Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 lmao. What are the chances of that ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenzie Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hi..You: helloYou: whats your age/gender?Stranger: 21 m Ukraine..You: would you like a pickled egg?You: or pickled onion?Stranger: Are you a fool?You: yes, you?Stranger: no..You: you've changedStranger: How regarding to suck at my eggs?You: ah but did ee?You: are you at work?Stranger: no..Stranger: say u age..You: twintywanStranger: moron..You: what is there to do in ukraine?Stranger: what is you mother language?You: that was glasweigen thereYou: its a spin off to englishYou: not chineseStranger: that bull****)You: you've changed againYour conversational partner has disconnected.God I love that site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenzie Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Just had a long one there, how fun. . . . .Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: how doStranger: heyYou: whats your favourite shoe, right or left?#Stranger: haha random question, uhm rightt?You: good callYou: are you m or f?Stranger: f.You: age?You: im m btwStranger: 13You: you'll soon be 40 huyStranger: lol say wha?You: well, in a few yearsYou: what country do you frequent?Stranger: EnglandYou: im in scotland, im higher than you lolStranger: haha awesome You: i have another random question for youYou: do all siamese twins come from siam?Stranger: haha okYou: ^^Stranger: and i really have no ideaaYou: ok. do you not go to school?Stranger: yeah i do.You: do they not teach about siam?Stranger: nah.You: thats crapYou: you should start a petition saying you want to be educated on siamStranger: ok, i'll suggest it to the school council ?You: maybe even the pta firstYou: education on siam is important, i missed out on it at school and deeply regret itStranger: :/Stranger: awhYou: are you drunk?Stranger: no im 13? dont tend to get drunk at this age You: why?Stranger: idk never really tried tbh.You: me eitherYou: why do pigs have curly tails?Stranger: no ideaYou: have you nothing you want to ask?Stranger: nope not reallyYou: i know a fair bit on russia, i studied it at school but failed the examYou: are you from london?Stranger: nopeStranger: Newcastle.You: way aye munStranger: haha yes,You: do you go shopping at the metro center?You: for your metros?Stranger: haha i do sometimes yes Stranger: and nopeStranger: you cant buy metros there You: i bought one there onceYou: in the car parkYou: so ha!You: Stranger: well ive never expireanced buying on there onceYou: you should try it, its the fashionStranger: okayYou: do you own any exotic pets?Stranger: noStranger: i had a dog,Stranger: but he got stolen. You: dog theft sucks, i feel for you sisterStranger: thanks.You: do you enjoy google?Stranger: haha yes i do acctuallyYou: what sort of stuff do you google?Stranger: hm alot of different things,Stranger: i prefer myspae to google.Stranger: myspace* (:You: do you do myspace poses at the metro center?Stranger: no i do not.You: me eitherYou: thats so last year eh?Stranger: uhm yeah sure.You: whats your fave brand of footballs? i favour mitreYou: top notch sticthingStranger: dont really play football so i have no ideaYou: me either, being honestYou: do you drive?Stranger: im too young to drive.You: i never asked if you were old enough to drive, i asked if you drove?Stranger: no i dontYou: so you're not a car thief?Stranger: nopeYou: sorry, i thought you wereStranger: fair enough.You: fair ecakesYou: whats your faveourite colour?Stranger: purpleYou: what shade?You: i quite like dusty mauveYou: you still there or have you went for some milk and cookies?You: or perhaps some literature?Stranger: oh sorry my phone rang.You: or a colour chart?You: oh, okYou: anyone i know?Stranger: probably not.You: thought thatYou: did you see the news today?Stranger: no,You: me either, was out playing and missed itYou: gutted, they always have good story lines on that programmeStranger: i dont tend to watch the news.You: how comes thats because?Stranger: i dont know, i just dont You: do you like hey arnold?Stranger: i remember watching it when i was younger.You: helga was a right cow wasnt she?Stranger: dont really remember the names.You: she was the one who was secretly in love with arnold but kept being horrible to himStranger: ah ok.You: what would you like to talk about now?Stranger: i dont know You: have a wee thinkStranger: hmm :/You: if i were to join mspace, how big would my space be?Stranger: idk?You: i thought you were on it?Stranger: i amYou: so how do you not know?You: you're not really on it are you?You: you were trying to be down with the cool cats?Stranger: no i am on it You: am i correct or am i corrong?Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinnyGTI Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 i got this freak!!Stranger: heilStranger: HITLERStranger: SIEG!Stranger: ............................................ ..................................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_.................................................. ..................................,-~''-,:::::::::::::::::::''-,.................................................. .............................,~''::::::::',::::::: ::::::::::::',.................................................. .............................|::::::,-~'''___''''~~--~''':}.................................................. .............................'|::::: : : : : : : : : : : : : :.................................................. .............................|::::: : :-~~---: : : -----: |.................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : : : : : : :.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : :-----GIVE YOU UP!.................................................. ............................,-''': :'~,,_: : : : : _,-'.................................................. ......................__,-';;;;;:''-,: : : :'~---~''/|.................................................. .............__,-~'';;;;;;/;;;;;;;: : : :____/: :',__.................................................. .,-~~~''''_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',. .''-,::::::. . |;;;;''-,__................................................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;. . .''|:::::::. .,';;;;;;;;;;''-,................................................,' ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;. . .:::::,'. ./|;;;;;;;;;;;;;|.............................................,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',: : __|. . .|;;;;;;;;;,';;|...........................................,-";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;; ;;;; . . |::. . .'',;;;;;;;;|;;/........................................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;. .|::. . . |;;;;;;;;|/......................................../;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;; ;;;|. .:/. . . .|;;;;;;;;|......................................./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;'',: |;|. . . . ;;;;;;;|....................................,~'';;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|.|;|. . . . .|;;;;;;;|................................,~'';;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;| |. . . . |;;;;;;;|...............................,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;/;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;| |. . . .'|;;',;;;;;|..............................|;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-';;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;| |. . .,';;;;;',;;;;|_............................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'_;;;;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;; ;|.|. . .|;;;;;;;|;;;;|''''~-,............................/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/_'',;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ,;;| |. . ./;;;;;;;;|;;;|;;;;;;|-,,__........................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'...|;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;| |._,-';;;;;;;;;|;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;'''-,_......................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'....,';;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;|.|::::'''~--~'''||;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;,-~''''~--,......................,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'....../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;|.|:::::::::::::;;;;;',;;;;;;;;;''-,: : : : : :'''~-,:'''~~--,...................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'......,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;|::::::::::::::',;;;;;;|_''''~--,,-~---,,___,-~~'''__''~-..................,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'......../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;|::::::::::::::;;;;;;|.................. ...''-,_''-,''-,''~................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/.......,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;|::::::::::::::;;;;;|................ .............._Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LupoDan Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: 2068 users onlineStranger: none better than youYou: Thats nice of you.You: There is now 2051 online.You: All better than you.Stranger: i offered you an olive branchStranger: but you're pondlife at the end of the dayStranger: **** youStranger: **** you twiceYou: :|Stranger: you want some of the juicy juiceStranger: what you're not tired?Stranger: suck my dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie36 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: hi strangerStranger: hello stranger lolYou: this is odd :sStranger: lol yes yes it is lolStranger: so were are you from???You: the UK u?Stranger: USStranger: A*You: cool stuffYou: my family are over thr on holiday atmStranger: cool coolStranger: my families always over hereYou: mine dont like meYou: Stranger: im sorry You: lolYou: u like NBA?Stranger: mine doesnt either lolStranger: and yes i like the celticsYou: ohhhhhhhYou: u from boston?Stranger: yaaaaaaaaStranger: naw cali los angelosYou: not many people like basketball over hereStranger: angeles*Stranger: ohhhhhYou: cool, guess ur a laker hater then lolStranger: naw lol their my two favoriot teams lolYou: o rightStranger: except thir rivals lolStranger: thier*You: i support the warriors but their crap at the moment lolStranger: haha ya lolStranger: nfl???You: its alright dont really follow it thoughYou: 49ersStranger: ohhh i do lolStranger: chiefsYou: mlb??Stranger: wait im guessing ur a guy hahahaYou: i amYour conversational partner has disconnected.he was only after one thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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