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THIS ALL STARTED AT WORK...BORED!

ASKING QUESTIONS WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR £1MILLION

HAD SOME GOOD ONES WHAT CAN YOU COME UP WITH???

WOULD YOU.......................FOR A £1MILLION

I'd let the World know my real identity...! :shades:

So,money down if don't mind...! :lol:

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I'd sell a kidney for a million quid. Easy to do and helps someone along the way.

we have the "what would you do for a million" conversation nearly every day... inc gay sex, licking the bum and feet of the smelly guy and acts involving animals.

Every workplace must have a smelly guy. Ours smells of a mix between poop and vinegar :sick: but none of us would touch him for a £1m. Someone did say they'd lick his teeth, but that was it. His arse cheeks would sound like velcro if you tried to part them for anything more unsavoury.

Step above the M62 and you'll get a decent 2 bed flat in a nice area for under 100k easily.

If you want countryside view and a gated parking, think around the 110k mark.

****, I live on the poor side of the M62. There are a few city centre developments in Manchester that are dumping apartments for less than £100k now due to the sheer number available. Cheapest I've seen a two bedroom is £85k.

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****, I live on the poor side of the M62. There are a few city centre developments in Manchester that are dumping apartments for less than £100k now due to the sheer number available. Cheapest I've seen a two bedroom is £85k.

I remember seeing a 2 bedroom terrace house in Durham for sale for £8,000 back in 1999. lol

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Rightmove have NO cheap property up here, the cheapest flats on there start at £166,000!!!

You can get a "Cheap" flat (in an area you wont get murdered in) up here for about £90,000 which is **** compaired to daaawn Saaaarf!

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I think if Phil and Kirsty ever quit "Location, Location, Location" Liam and Nicki should definately go for their jobs

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I think if Phil and Kirsty ever quit "Location, Location, Location" Liam and Nicki should definately go for their jobs

The real Phil and Kirsty have filty filthy sex when the cameras arent rolling.

Step up Liam and Nicki.

*wibbely bottom lip*

:lol:

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A house in Port Clarence

You will die/get set fire to/get raped.

Jesus! Never seen a house that cheap before! Didn't think there were any privately owned houses there actually. Last time I drove through there someone on a pushbike on the wrong side of the road swerved at me. :wacko: Scummiest place in the world!

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For £1million I would either:

1) Drink my own urine for a week

2) Eat my own body weight in sprouts, butterbeans and fish fingers

3) Go without the internet (and therefore porn) for a whole year

4) Sell my Gti and drive round in a pink Micra CC for a month. With the roof down.

Give me time, I'll probably think of some more as well.....

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