JamesU Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Fancy a shag...Not a chat up line or innuendo, just thought id put it out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted January 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 For some people that is the killer chat up line A friend of mine preffered "Any ****ing chance?!" he pulled that one for years. It eventually worked Back to innuendos (You have inspired me):I'm gonna stick it right up your atsclassics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabbles21 Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Thats not a chat up line thats just a threat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesU Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 LOL!Get in bed with me or i'll run you the f*ck over with my car...Does that count?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabbles21 Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Thats not a chat up line thats just a threat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted January 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 LOL!Get in bed with me or i'll run you the f*ck over with my car...Does that count?!Yeah, that one could grow on me The conv would go: -Get in bed with me or i'll run you the f*ck over with my car...-No don't care ill just roll underneath it.-You wont ive taken the adjusters out.-**** okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeX Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Let me pull your bonnet release. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted January 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Let me pull your bonnet release. Sorry babe, i can do it myself, ive got solenoid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeX Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Sorry babe, i can do it myself, ive got solenoid Lmfao, don't make me use my boot popper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesU Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 (Only works on short fat people)Hey baby, you're just my style....down and out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabbles21 Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Hahah love that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted January 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 (Only works on short fat people)Hey baby, you're just my style....down and out.haha Hey, how about you bend over and show me your boot build Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesU Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 You be the plug, ill be the HT lead, lets create a spark and fire your engine up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newnesie Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 you guys either have too much time on your hands, or have tried all of these in the past haha.Still loving em' though, keep em up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesU Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 To save weight, i scrapped my spare tyre....unlike you - fat bitch.Dont think i'd actually pull with that one though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted January 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Do you wanna see the massive wang? it matches my neons, 18 inch alloys, bad boy bonnet and K&N. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDGM Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 (edited) Look love, you need a ride home and you're gonna spend that last fiver on a kebab.So why don't I take you to buy the kebab and give me a blow job on the way? Edited January 9, 2011 by IDGM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowdublupo Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 (edited) If you were a bulb would you blow? Edited January 9, 2011 by yellowdublupo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted January 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 If you were a bulb would you blow? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesU Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Wow, would you be my daily ride? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeX Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 (edited) Get out, you're making my washer nozzle leak. Edited January 9, 2011 by GeX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted January 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 (edited) I am blessed with gerth, you think you can fit 9j in? Edited January 9, 2011 by joeadamou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesU Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 I have a lupo, and an iphone. Im your man by default. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emz Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 (edited) Can you help me with my VAG....... com? hahaandStick it in the tailpipe Edited January 9, 2011 by Emz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabbles21 Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 You'll need your arches rolled to fit mine in there. It's 13 inches wide. Bit of stretch with the rubber though and it may fit in nicely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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