Clairey Fairy Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 For many years now, there's been a saying in our family for whenever you do a monumental cock up, something so completely ditzy or just down right special. Its called "Doing a Clairey".Obviously, i am currently the reigning champion of doing a Clairey. So far i have:* Jumped on the wrong guy in the street thinking he was my ex*"Shoplifted" 6 pairs of pants from topshop coz i forgot to pay for them and just mooched out.* Lit several cigs in the pub* Ran into glass doors hundreds of times*Walked into a lampost coz i was too busy oggling a R8* Lost my horse coz i was too busy chatting to the neighbourBut last night i possibly topped it all.* Sent a slightly eyebrow raising text message regarding me not wearing alot and wanting to climb into bed with someone, to Liam instead of the intended recipitent Anyone else done something so cringe worthingly stupid that you just want to crawl in a hole and die?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabsies Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Where you from out of Interest! i knwo your from the South! so im i! For many years now, there's been a saying in our family for whenever you do a monumental cock up, something so completely ditzy or just down right special. Its called "Doing a Clairey".Obviously, i am currently the reigning champion of doing a Clairey. So far i have:* Jumped on the wrong guy in the street thinking he was my ex*"Shoplifted" 6 pairs of pants from topshop coz i forgot to pay for them and just mooched out.* Lit several cigs in the pub* Ran into glass doors hundreds of times*Walked into a lampost coz i was too busy oggling a R8* Lost my horse coz i was too busy chatting to the neighbourBut last night i possibly topped it all.* Sent a slightly eyebrow raising text message regarding me not wearing alot and wanting to climb into bed with someone, to Liam instead of the intended recipitent Anyone else done something so cringe worthingly stupid that you just want to crawl in a hole and die?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupoluke Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Yes i fell in to another girl while i was on a break with my girl, and then told her for some wierd reason that made sense at the time :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomnotrevo Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Ridden into a lamp post on my bike as i was double taking a girl... i felt stupid, got up with bloody knees and elbows and promptly rode away at top chat haha couldn't get away fast enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LupoGti123 Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 (edited) lmao I did something very similar last summer. Was riding my BMX and spotted this well fit girl. Ogling away I rode straight off the road down a grass bank, fell off and rolled to the bottom of the hill. I couldn't even get up cos I was laughing so much. Edited January 26, 2009 by LupoGti123 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 (edited) In the past ive sent phone pictures of me me in the bath etc to the wrong person. Im dangerous with a phone.Ooo, and one time, at work, i was making spotted dick and custard, except i put cheese sauce on it instead of custard Edited January 26, 2009 by Clairey Fairy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jowey Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Ooo, and one time, at work, i wasa making spotted dick and custard, except i put cheese sauce on it instead of custard tbh when was the last time that a dick with spots on it smelt like custard anywayscheese is far more accurate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottgroovez Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 I'm always walking into door frames as I walk through them. Not full on, just catch my shoulder when going through Did it with a sliding door this morning, walked into the door after it had slid back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Eww.Has anyone else ever put something in the oven to cook and then returned to the kitchen 30mins later to find that you didnt turn the oven on? DITZY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad.... Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Ridden into a lamp post on my bike as i was double taking a girl... i felt stupid, got up with bloody knees and elbows and promptly rode away at top chat haha couldn't get away fast enough+1 I managed to bend my handlebars in a big way doing that... had a laugh about it though after I got over the embaressement. Blooming girls aye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LupoGti123 Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Nooo but I once came in wrecked after a night out, put a Pizza in the oven gas mark 5. On the packet it said 20-25 mins. I fell asleep on the sofa and woke up 4 hours later. The Pizza was definitely a little over done. In fact it was just a pile of ash.If I give you my number Clairey perhaps I'll get lucky and receive one of your bath pictures by accident sometime x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 If I give you my number Clairey perhaps I'll get lucky and receive one of your bath pictures by accident sometime xOmg Phonebook Roulette. I suck at that game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orla Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Eww.Has anyone else ever put something in the oven to cook and then returned to the kitchen 30mins later to find that you didnt turn the oven on? DITZY!!yea me sat night, put a pizza on couldnt understand why it wasnt cooking returned to the kitchen to find that I had switched the fan oven on but not actually turned up the heat and it was blowing out cold air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Hehehe!! Its so easy to just turn the light on and walk away. I also walked into a hat stand once and appologised to it thinking it was a man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orla Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Hehehe!! Its so easy to just turn the light on and walk away. I also walked into a hat stand once and appologised to it thinking it was a man i hvae a habit of thanking the ATM for giving me money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crusoe Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 In the past ive sent phone pictures of me me in the bath etc to the wrong person. Im dangerous with a phone.Just save my number as Alan and then it will be the top of your phone book don't mind receiving all the accidental ones lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 don't mind receiving all the accidental ones lolThat was no accident JOKE, people only a joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orla Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 iv also accidentially used hairspray thinking it was deodorant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 iv also accidentially used hairspray thinking it was deodorantOOoooo that stings like a bitch after you've shaved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orla Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 one im ashamed of but had an almighty giggle atonce when extremely hungover, picking up my car, put keys in the ignition and wondered why the car wouldnt move for me......... i hadnt turned the key in the ignition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Maybe we should re name the saying to "Doing a Clairey and/or an Orla" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottgroovez Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 iv also accidentially used hairspray thinking it was deodorantDone that with Deep Heat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesU Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Anyone walked upstairs in the dark and thought you had 1 more step to go and stumbled over forwards? Or thought you was at the top and just tripped over the top step?Drunken Nights ftw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Anyone walked upstairs in the dark and thought you had 1 more step to go and stumbled over forwards? Or thought you was at the top and just tripped over the top step?Drunken Nights ftw!I do that every day, dont even have to ave a sip of Alcahol haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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