Mitchell Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 a police car and a screaming sirenpneumatic drill and ripped up concretea baby wailing and a stray dog howlingthe screech of brakes and lamplights blinkingthats entertainmenta smash of glass and the rumble of bootsan electric train and a ripped up phone boothpaint splattered walls and the cry of a tom catlights going out and a kick in the balls thats entertainmentdays of speed and slow time mondayspissing down with rain on a boring wednesdaywatching the news and not eating your teaa freezing cold flat with damp on the wallsthats entertainmentwaking up at 6 a.m on a cool warm morningopening the window and breathing in petrolan amateur band rehearsing in a nearby yardwatching the telly and thinking 'bout your holidaysthats entertainmentwaking up from bad dreams and smoking cigarettescuddling a warm girl and smelling stale perfumea hot summers day and sticky black tarmacfeeding ducks in the park and wishing you were far awaythats entertainmenttwo lovers kissing at the scream of midnighttwo lovers missing the tranquility of solitudegetting a cab and travelling on busesreading the grafitti about slashed seat affairsnow thats entertainment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 mixed fruit ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukus 9N Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 I love my jam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 I had afternoon tea in Selfridges with my best friend a little while ago (we were feeling grown up - we went straight to Hamley's after though, so its nothing to worry about)...However... Selfridges thought it suitable to serve their scones with clotted cream and blackcurrant jam. Disgraceful.We complained & they produced some raspberry jam, claiming they were all sold out of strawberry. We had to make do with raspberry. (10 points to whoever can name the film without using google: "Only one man would dare give me the raspberry... LoneStar!")All the food is worth drueling over in there. The thing is that pees me off tho, is they charge 6 quid for oreos, when you can pick them up in asda for 79p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy'dup Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 a police car and a screaming sirenpneumatic drill and ripped up concretea baby wailing and a stray dog howlingthe screech of brakes and lamplights blinkingthats entertainmentnot The Jam, just jam or alternatively any other preserve you can think of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy'dup Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 "Only one man would dare give me the raspberry... LoneStar!")some balls comedy, a mate of mines obsessed with it, in space, with a large bear, cant remember the name... do i get some points? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicki Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 He's not a bear, therefore no points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy'dup Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 He's not a bear, therefore no points.i was under the impression it was... half a point for balls comedy and space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 All the food is worth drueling over in there. The thing is that pees me off tho, is they charge 6 quid for oreos, when you can pick them up in asda for 79pScene tax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 I got free jelly belly beans though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 Scene tax rebate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam K Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 i'd like to sample jam with hyacinth bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicki Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 At one of her candlelit soirees? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam K Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 At one of her candlelit soirees?i recon richard isn't good enough for her, i'd be more than willing to put the jam back in her donut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy'dup Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 i'd like to sample jam with hyacinth bucket.my great auntie and her couldnt be similar. shes an embarrassment most of the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 I see you've got some of her traits then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy'dup Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 I see you've got some of her traits then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam K Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 do you sit in every thread you reply to pressing f5 constantly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy'dup Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 do you sit in every thread you reply to pressing f5 constantly?only when theres arguments... i'm more of a right click refresh kind of person actually or Ctrl+R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam K Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 only when theres arguments... i'm more of a right click refresh kind of person actually or Ctrl+Ri think you should become more of an alt+f4 person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy'dup Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 i think you should become more of an alt+f4 person.or you could become a damn off and leave me to it person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 Omg best pic ever!!ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noddy Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 i'd like to sample jam with hyacinth bucket.[/quotemy nana looks like her and act's like her at times we do call her miss's bucket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicki Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 Children, behave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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