Rich Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 mine has to be in the second year of comprehensive school. Two weeks before I'd been challenged to get a girl another form who wasn't bad looking but had shown no interest in anyone to agree to go out with me, get her on a date, get a snog and break up with her on valentines day in a card. Shamefully I accepted the challenge and using my lothario ways I managed this task, sent her a card, got a card where she admitted she was really falling for me, exact same time she got a card where I broke up with her in the register. other than breaking her heart her older brother nearly broke every bone in me when he collared me later that day. safe to say I deserved it. so, does anyone else have any kind of hidden shame ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 no i was always the one that got dumped lol, though sometimes i just pushed the girls away enough till they did the decent thing to save me the emotional distress lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 When I was 12 I dumped my first girlfriend on Valentines Day morning by a text message. Just because I had no money to get her a present and I felt bad... that's my excuse.I saw her a couple of years ago, after not seeing her for a while, and she was totally super hot. Gutted.That's the only time i've broken up with a girl of my own accord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted September 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 if only texts existed when I was 12. I hate it when ex's are hot. it's good when they're ropey, gives a nice warm feeling inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 She's stalked me enough to add me as a friend on Facebook. If I could fix my computer then i'd be able to accept the damn requests (including yours Rich).It turns out she's now engaged. The slag.Still would though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SARAHGTI Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Where do i start?? Anniversary's, birthdays, pretending i dont even know them (thats got to be my favourite) and text is always a good option!!Im going to hell!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 pretending i dont even know themharsh lol, always was of the impression girls were more ruthless with such things than guys, only so much you can do when a ex turns on the water works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SARAHGTI Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 harsh lol, always was of the impression girls were more ruthless with such things than guys, only so much you can do when a ex turns on the water works.Its quite easily done, ignore all calls, if they drive past and wave you give them the confused look if they try talk to you just say 'sorry do i know you'!!!! Women are harsh and trust me women can turn on the water works with the click of a finger!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Its quite easily done, ignore all calls, if they drive past and wave you give them the confused look if they try talk to you just say 'sorry do i know you'!!!! Women are harsh and trust me women can turn on the water works with the click of a finger!!Yip you're all evil (though your species do have some redeeming features ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fran Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 LOL Some of you know the worst one of mine I think!!! During a certain Alton Towers weekend.Then you have the standard text and msn breakups!I once had a bloke puke about 10 seconds after I'd dumped him. Was deffo one I'd not seen before!I think I'm following Sarah to Hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigz™ Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Best friends are a good way of getting rid of a girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 LOL Some of you know the worst one of mine I think!!! During a certain Alton Towers weekend.Then you have the standard text and msn breakups!I once had a bloke puke about 10 seconds after I'd dumped him. Was deffo one I'd not seen before!I think I'm following Sarah to Hell hmmm leave it out mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si599 Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 I roared a wee bit when i read pretending i dont even know them the office were a bit suspect to what i might of been reading! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orla Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 havent tried this out yet but if you havent the balls to break up with someone just treat them really badly and they will just break up with you so then everybody is happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steffro Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 When I was in school I went out with a girl and decided I wanted to go out with a different one. so on valentines day I gave 1 valentines card to dump one, and another to ask the other one out. she knew what was goin on but I didnt care in those days. Wish I could still pick and choose now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 aged 17 to 21 was going out with a swedish import who's dad had moved here, anyway she told me she was pregers.....bombshell came after " OH IT'S NOT YOUR'S" so few weeks go by see her with other dude so i get out my car and just as i do all his mates appeared so i jumped back in car they all came at me so i ran him over , not big or clever and done in a rage broke his leg and 3 ribs, managed to get 4 streets away before the car gave up, ran home greeted by the police and ended up being banned for a year, could of easily been manslaughter , or as i was told at the time attempted manslaughter.anyway about 6 month into her preg i went to work away she got wind of it asked to see me, i did and i slept with her out of spite, one year after whilst out in town i got kicked senseless whilst in a toilet in a club by all his mate's.anyway victory was still mine as she is pig ugly now.young and stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SARAHGTI Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 You slept with a woman who was 6 months pregnant and not with you, there is something so wrong with that!!That sounds like one hell of an Alton Towers weekend!Ive done the been mean to them so they dump you. I also like asking leading questions that will make them dump you, eg 'i dont think you have enough time for me' 'why is it all one sided' and 'where do you think this relationship is going?' lmaoMen - simple little creatures!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 well she still looked fit and remember i'd been with her 5 year, so was my way of geting one over on him, as i said sarah not big or clever , and i was still young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan lupo sport Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 at mitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 You slept with a woman who was 6 months pregnantno i slept with a bitch who was 6 month pregnant.and in saying that i'm not implying all girls are bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SARAHGTI Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 no i slept with a bitch who was 6 month pregnant.and in saying that i'm not implying all girls are bitches lol fair play, maybe baby still has a dent on its head from you prodding it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orla Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 no i slept with a bitch who was 6 month pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 lol, that's nasty mitch - doesn't your current woman (assuming another would have you) know what you're really like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 think it only had one eye anyway long timeago and i've met plenty nice girls since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 lol, that's nasty mitch - doesn't your current woman (assuming another would have you) know what you're really like it's the worst thing i've ever done, and i dont do many bad things to people unless they are consenting yeh she knows all about that era of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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