Rich

I had an anne frank. I locked myself in the cupboard under the stairs and masterbated vigarously for several months.

and for the record, I speed in 30's, I rev past schools and I like to try to run people over. I justify my driving by the fact that it amuses me. drive how you like noddy, it's all fun.

I went to court, it was fun. I lied through my teeth, got a couple of hundred quid fine, got 6 points which took me to 15 points, I got my license refreshed but didn't lose it ! ha ha ha ha. well done.

cheers ! can you guess I've been offline ?

perfect. they're actually satin black. x

I have no idea where anyone's meeting so someone tell marty and I'll drop my number in his inbox now. if there's no love shown, I'll hang about outside at 8 am. if anyone has a can of matt black spray paint, bring and I can be cheeky and top my wheels up. busy waxing now, won't be online as gf is off for the weekend and I'm abusing her net. Rich

I never noticed one and I basically lived in the belmont area. sharpy (the broken mk2 reg vr6 thing on the carville high street) notices you about there all the time. I've seen you in tesco.

it rocks. mmmm hotdogs.

motorway driving, I'm lucky to get 200 from a tank. if I'm giving it some hammer then I'm really doomed. long distances do get boring.

getting kinky?

mine rattles, then again I do need to take it out again and I'm going to make sure it doesn't when it goes back in. Small cars on the deck with short suspension, something's are meant to rattle.

mine's worse than that.

24, 25 in a week or so. I can't wait till I stop messing about.

molester burnham is my hero. so much better than the real estate lion king. I remember from when it was on. what about shauns show ?

I'd lynch everyone I could. I have plans for zombie attacks. personally I long for the day I can pick up a bat and start beating some zombies.

it wasn't an application, it was his statement. I don't actually get any mail to my new address, which is why I'm not altogether bothered. I had all my mail redirected to my mothers when I moved down here.

best part is it's all completely true.

nuts to it. six month lease and god knows how many numerous tennants. makes for amusing reading in my mass boredom. edited and added a secret about a forum member for fun.

shame, he may have been going to share in the picola love ?

meh, there's piles of it and I got curious. he owes a fortune on his credit card. I know I should blur bits, mainly my address.

the guy who used to live where I am now must have been up to something weird.

actually a green colour concept isn't exactly the most subtle of cars.

jailbait is my favourite word.

M4 revisited. memories everytime I drive along the thiM4 revisited. memories everytime I drive along the thing.

it's a shame for you I have a complete belief that I'm capable of achieving everything. as noddy said, "something about shitting" I too can quote the prophet Carl Ellis.