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I have made you a poem

I wish I was a piece of ham

Sat in your hand

Watching the world go by

With Papa Geo at my side

To watch you weld all the pretty things

Sparks of metal hitting my eye

Sighing under my breath, ssssandy

I go to eat some oatcakes

Now Im blind

I hate you

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I have made you a poem

I wish I was a piece of ham

Sat in your hand

Watching the world go by

With Papa Geo at my side

To watch you weld all the pretty things

Sparks of metal hitting my eye

Sighing under my breath, ssssandy

I go to eat some oatcakes

Now Im blind

I hate you

That's epic!

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Ok Nicki, fair's fair, you're only doing your job. But as for the other 70-odd people who have viewed it, shame on you, sheer disobedience!

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shame on you, sheer disobedience!

Heck yeah, otherwise I'd have missed Picola trying to say her pen is stuck...

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Don't worry about it.

Why is your Lupo ted Bundy anyway??

Coz of the implements I found in the spare wheel well

Rob- Ha! I get mine stuck in the paper shredder.

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Coz of the implements I found in the spare wheel well

Rob- Ha! I get mine stuck in the paper shredder.

i got a credit card stuck in my paper shredder... I thought it could cope in munching it up.... i had to spend 20mins digging the bugger out bit by bit... Then I realised the power was still on... could have been nasty....

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Why did you put your card in it..doofus!

It was an old card... not my current one...

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wonder if it would deal with a lit ciggy?

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