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I think Crusoe's written off more cars than most people on here have owned!

And turn it into a game; see if you can recognise all the 4 letter words people are mouthing at you.

Iain, if you can point me in the direction of a good dealer I'd be pretty grateful; I still dont trust the internet unless Its somewhere I've been recommended.

Wheres the best place to buy watches from, tried to get on blitzwatches but it seems to have closed down? I've wanted the Steve Maqueen (sp?) Tag Monaco for years now so I think its time I took the plunge. Not bothered about finance just need a good outright purchase price.

Couldnt care less about the football, these tournemants just a good excuse to have loads of parties throughout the summer. At least cars wont be going round with them stupid flags shut in the windows next year.

Can I just point you back towards my previous comment; I think its a server, its the big one in the corner!

Had XP, changed to Vista, now back on XP. Even the super powerfull (dont ask me for numbers, I know crap all about computers) server wouldnt run right with vista.

"Do what you want" surely falls into the same band as "I'm fine" Ladies, you're all fcuking crazy!

You were just turning onto broad street this afternoon, I was in my mundane coloured audi so blended in with every other road user.

All bmws, mercs jags and rover 75's. Rover 75 drivers are amongst the worst on our roads, not in the same way as bmws are, they just dither all over the place.

The irony!

I'm in the market for a new magic tree for the Audi and need advice. I was thinking either vanillarama or new car scent but thought I'd seek advice before wasting my hard earned. Also, should I be looking at other brands, I've always been brand loyal but I realise its a big world out there. Thanks in advance.

*gets penis out*

F*ck you pal!

Lost my phone at the weekend so need to buy a new one. Going to go for a windows phone so I can sync my emails when I'm no tin the office. The two I'm looking at are; HTC or Toshiba My mate has the htc which seems like a good phone, the only downside is the hinge in the sliding mechanism seems pretty flimsy, not sure it would last very long with my spam fists. Have no experience with the toshiba, liking the fingerprint entry to keep prying eyes out though. Can anybody recommend anything else? Also, if I had your number can you pm me it again please. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blush:" border="0" alt="blush.gif" />

top gear caravan style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

I'm a project manager at an exhibiton stand company. It basically involves lots of lunches. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />

I started reading this thinking "he's only been back in the country 24hrs and he's moaning style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> " Good story though!

I moved back to the folks after 4 years of uni and it wasn't too bad. I had to adjust (coming home at all hours waking the street up etc) which caused a few arguments at first but quickly got used to things. Became a hermit for the next 18months then had enough to buy my own place......then learn how to use the microwave.

Its taken me all day to understand this 'joke', the penny has just dropped. Even for you Alan this is lame. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

Happy birthday Saz. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />

Dont be fooled by those pics, it was actually fcuking it down most of the week. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":angry:" border="0" alt="mad.gif" /> lol

style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Tosser! Tigz.

Wouldn't be surprised if it was real; proof that women are all fcuking mentalists!

lol. It took me 5 days to teach you how to ask for a loaf of bread last year! Car is now stickered up and looks awesome, if I knew how I'd post pictures. Fitted xenons yesterday, changing the engine mounts tomorrow as I think they may have dissolved. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> Did I mention I was slightly excited? @stealthie, I'll keep an eye out. Likewise, look out for a yellow vx220 with a sunburnt chav in the passenger seat.