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Now I can be a bit gulable, but this takes the hob nob

Approved Lottery Winner!‏From: The Camelot Group (jjka@emirates.net.ae)

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Sent: 19 June 2009 16:15:11

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You have just been awarded,the sum of £1,230,310.00 GBP in the Camelot Award 2009, Anniversary Bonanza. For Claims email your details to: cg_paycenter2009@8u8.hk Names:............ Address:.............. Country:................ Age:.......... Sex:.............. Phone/cellphone........ regard Mr. Larry Whyte Co-ordinator TEL:+44 703 597 0367

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I told my dad, and he was like "Don't reply to it"

DUH!

LOL... My dad is exactly the same, he doesn't do emails though, so wouldn't understand spam. He was worried!

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You beat me to telling everyone he crashed into your car!

Good job he didn't crash into your bank account!! :lol:

Strangely enough he didn't want my vehicle details, only my sort code lol...

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From the Desk of Mr Wale Abiola‏

From: Mr Wale Abiola (waleabiola200@inMail24.com)

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Sent: 22 June 2009 13:35:49

To:

From the Desk of Mr Wale Abiola,

(Principal Accountant),

Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation,(NNPC).

Suit 21,Federal Secretariat Complex,

Walter Carrington Crescent -Ikoyi-Lagos

Dear Sir,

I hope this mail will reach you in the best of health and business

conditions and receive the most desired attention even though we have not

had any previous correspondence.I am constrained by insufficient

information about you to express in details,the main objectives of this

proposal.

I am the principal accountant to the Nigerian National Petroleum

Corporation(NNPC)and the Chairman of the Federal Tenders' Board in charge

of contracts award and monitoring in Nigeria.

My colleague and I would like to solicit your kind assistance in

safe-guarding some funds valued at US$23.8M earmarked for Investment

purposes in Dubai,United Arab Emirate.The source of this fund and other

details will be disclosed to you as soon as your positive response is

received.

On completion of the transaction, you will have a benefit of 30% of the

funds either in cash or in form of equity investments as you wish, for

your envisaged efforts and assistance. Details of this proposal will be

given to you when we shall officially meet in Dubai to discuss the

modalities for the business.Taking many factors into consideration, we

consider Dubai quite safe for the projects,due to it's political and

economic stability.

This proposal is strictly confidential, free from any form of risk and

does not require any particular field of trade to prosecute. It however

requires your adequate participation and support to enable its

accomplishment on schedule.

For us to move forward,you are requested to send your mobile phone nunmber

and indicate your convenient time so that I will call you for more

briefings before our meeting in Dubai.

N/B: We don't need any financial comitments from you.All we require from

you is your full support and participation as we cannot execute the

transaction in our names since we are civil servants.The law restricts

civil servants to executing such projects.This is why we want to front you

to ensure the immediate execution of the transaction. Basically,I am only

soliciting for your assistance to help in safe-guarding/investing this

money.

If you are interested in this business proposal,forward your mobile phone

number so that I will call you for discussions on the transaction and our

meeting before the release of the funds.

I await your urgent positive response via my personal email address

thus:waleabiola01@gmail.com

Thanks in anticipated co-operation.

Best regards,

Mr WALE ABIOLA

Anybody??

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I've replied to one of these acting all excited. I just told them to send a cheque to my place of work with my name on it as they "must" already have these details.

It's been a year and i'm still waiting :-(

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How's this one for a totally random spam email?

I am Mrs. Jennifer Amon, 52 years old, a new Christian convert, suffering from kidney infection. My conditions are really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that I won't live more than six months according to my doctor, which is why I have decided to divide the part of my wealth, to contribute to the development of the church in Africa, America Asia and Europe.

I am willing to donate the sum of $4,500,000.00 (Four Million and five hundred thousand) U.S dollars, to the less privileged.

Send me your information such like; full names, contact address and telephone number if you are interested so that my account officer can process and transfer the funds in our favour as my next of kin/ new beneficiary before i pass on.

Lastly, I honestly pray that this money when transferred will be used for the said purpose.

Await urgent reply.

Mrs. Jennifer Amon

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