LiamD Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 That text was quite comical. Lucky I delete my texts a lot... Stupidest thing I've ever said was asking whether there was a pool table on the ferry. Stupidest thing done, crashing into a learner driver 3 or 4 hours after buying my car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treblet Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 I can't remember doing anything as stupid as you bunch of numpties!! Can someone report back to me about how much of a dope I am after UD's?My friend tried to cook himself chili con carne when drunk after a night out, he made up his own tomato sauce and everything, then ate it all and spent 4 days in hospital with severe food poisoning because he was so drunk he forgot to turn the hob on!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesU Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 I can fling bottles around my hands and spin them (Kinda like that film cocktail) i learnt it all while i worked in a pub.Just dont do it with someones drink in a nightclub. Especially if they've still got half of it left.VK Cherry on my mates jumper he lent me...i felt like a right flange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJlupo Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Running into kitchen in my socks and slipped and hit my eye on the corner of the table Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treblet Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Oh actually now that I think of it I'm constantly bashing my head on the underside of desks while checking computers, at least 15 times a day... maybe thats why I couldn't remember earlier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesU Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 LMFAO Socks + Wooden floor/Tiles are made of loss.I remember once i was eating my dinner in the living room, it was the full lot, carrots, peas gravy and that.Walked from the living room into the kitchen, but you have to go through my dads study.As i turned the corner round to the right, my right leg slipped and i just went arse over tit and the remains of my dinner covered his cream wall.My head proceded to just slap the wall and slide down it, kinda like tom & jerry style!Fun, fun times!This thread is going to entertain me all night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LupoGti123 Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Stupidest thing I've ever said was asking whether there was a pool table on the ferry.I can't even imagine how funny that would be. Picture yourself playing pool on a ferry and drunk.I once went out into Leeds on a night out and woke up outside a McDonalds @ 6am on the outskirts of Leeds with absolutely no idea how I'd got there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 I once walked over to the car to drive into town and it felt really weird when i sat down.Turned out i got in the passenger side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackSmith Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 driving like a cock out of a car park with loads of pot holes spinning the wheels in a very low arosa engine meets pot hole = engine on the ground snapped engine mounts FTL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesU Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 You win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted January 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 driving like a cock out of a car park with loads of pot holes spinning the wheels in a very low arosa engine meets pot hole = engine on the groundHaha, never fails to amuse me. We need to see the piccies again Jackyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunalupi Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Hehehe, I am properly giggling about some of these!I'm another who is always walking into things, especially door frames. I can be perfectly lined up to go through/around them, but then for some unknown reason I suddenly swerve into them - it's like they've got extra gravity or something..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackSmith Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Haha, never fails to amuse me. We need to see the piccies again Jackyboy liams got pics im sure he will put them up to amuse you all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesU Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Ohhh...First DubClique meet i went to which is in Leicester - im Birmingham way. Didnt have a SatNav, just printed directions off.Saw a lot of roundabouts and funny turns up until the 2nd or 3rd page, where i saw "Join the M1"So i think, cut all this balls out, ill just follow the signs for the M1.Ended up halfway to london at some services.Anway, me and my mate went inside to eat etc. Asked the guy what the next junction up was. 29 he replied.We needed to get off at 20...We had to travel 45 - 60 mins back in the direction we'd just come.Took us 4 hours to get somewhere we could get in 50... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Do I have to post them pics, again, lolProper funny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesU Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 I believe you do Liam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Ohhh...First DubClique meet i went to which is in Leicester - im Birmingham way. Didnt have a SatNav, just printed directions off.Saw a lot of roundabouts and funny turns up until the 2nd or 3rd page, where i saw "Join the M1"So i think, cut all this balls out, ill just follow the signs for the M1.Ended up halfway to london at some services.Anway, me and my mate went inside to eat etc. Asked the guy what the next junction up was. 29 he replied.We needed to get off at 20...We had to travel 45 - 60 mins back in the direction we'd just come.Took us 4 hours to get somewhere we could get in 50...That reminds me the first time I went to see Claire.I just tootled down the M1, aiming to go M1, M25, M5 or whatever it was. The last time I'd done this journey I was about 13 and going to West London, so I had a *vague* memory of where to go. I completely ignored the Sat Nav I borrowed off Jack...Me being me, I don't concentrate when I drive... I spent more time eyeing the Lambo beside me and carried on going past the M25 junction and got to a roundabout at the bottom of the M1. Oh cock. With a bit of guess work I ended up on a very busy road, heading past new Wembley, going towards some posh parts of London... I soon realise I'm on the North Circular and near the Hangar Lane roundabout.I ended up in a traffic jam for 3 hours before heading back to the Hangar Lane roundabout and using my knowledge of West London to aim for Uxbridge and Hillingdon, which would get me on the M40 and then the M25.A 5.5/6hr journey took me 12 hours. Hellish journey but one of the most fun, getting lost makes it interesting, and to my credit, I got out of it using my own "map sense" and not a sat nav. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennet Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 so that's why the filth stopped? shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Was it worth a 12hr drive lol, three tanks of fuel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 I can't answer that can INah, I enjoy driving, I don't mind. I now have a much better understanding of driving in London Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treblet Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 I can't answer that can IYou can, Claire may kick your ass if your answer isn't what she expects though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesU Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Still waiting on these images Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 (edited) Still waiting on these images Then a few weeks after, cambelt snapped.Fail.Possibly the most unlucky month or so in the world for Jack! Edited January 26, 2009 by LiamD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Still waiting on the clairey bath photos... Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesU Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Cruesoe, thats what i meant!Haha, only kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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