Mouse_GTI Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I almost hit two birds last night who were trying to race my car! I've hit a seagull on the dual carriageway of all places, serves the lovely persons right for shitting on my car after I've spent hours cleaning it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 (edited) Going to the gym and forgeting:Sports braClean socksClean undercrackersSo underwear alzheimers Edited May 27, 2008 by Picola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jowey Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 right I don't mind doing the washing up,but I cant stand scarping other peoples food off their plates *shudder* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I almost hit two birds last night who were trying to race my car! I've hit a seagull on the dual carriageway of all places, serves the lovely persons right for shitting on my car after I've spent hours cleaning itIts the same here, so many birds hop out of the hedgerow while zooming along. I'm always lookin in my rear view to see if its squished. Thankfully none yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel_gti Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I almost hit two birds last night who were trying to race my car! I've hit a seagull on the dual carriageway of all places, serves the lovely persons right for shitting on my car after I've spent hours cleaning itim more concerned bout the dent they may leave catchin the bonnet, or the windscreen... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse_GTI Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I think a small dent in your bonnet would be worth the thought of knowing another Seagull was dead. Murderer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Not when you've just waited ages for your car to come back from the paint shop it wouldn't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001gti Posted May 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 birds swooping out infront of you while drivin! they have all that sky and choose to fly over the road when your on it! grrrrthat happend to me about a year n half ago. i hit a bird doin 105mph in a fiat ducato the windscreen was cracked from the middle to both ends. the problem was we needed to get to dundee and we was still in manchester . on the bosses orders we drove on and didnt even get pulled lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel_gti Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 that happend to me about a year n half ago. i hit a bird doin 105mph in a fiat ducato the windscreen was cracked from the middle to both ends. the problem was we needed to get to dundee and we was still in manchester . on the bosses orders we drove on and didnt even get pulled lol.lol, bonkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001gti Posted May 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 people who do that slow jog as if there hurryin up and there actually still goin at walkin pace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiea7x Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 a cracking sunny day wen u have to sit in work looking out the window at people enjoyin gthe sun.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy'dup Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 needing to shave on one side of my face and not the other again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 The likes of Conny Talbert and other horrid young child singers. Why do people encourage them? They aren't cute or even any good at singing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Speaking of horrible children. Those kids on Britain's got talent are awful, cheeky monkeys.You can just see that lass will end up bloomin' anyone/thing for money in the future and the lads only young but hes already queer. Wonder when he will realise it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_whitt Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 The likes of Conny Talbert and other horrid young child singers. Why do people encourage them? They aren't cute or even any good at singing.my mom works with her aunty and APPARENTLY shes recording bob marleys 3 little birds 1st of many good songs to be murdered by that devil child, they must be wasting so much money on her. Shes in the jamaca making the video as we speak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy'dup Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 my mom works with her aunty and APPARENTLY shes recording bob marleys 3 little birds 1st of many good songs to be murdered by that devil child, they must be wasting so much money on her. Shes in the jamaca making the video as we speak! BITCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 my mom works with her aunty and APPARENTLY shes recording bob marleys 3 little birds 1st of many good songs to be murdered by that devil child, they must be wasting so much money on her. Shes in the jamaca making the video as we speak! Yep she was on GMTV this morning murdering a Bob Marley song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy'dup Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 random foreigners who add you on myspace and send emails like.....[i thank y for accepting my friend addition yesterdayI need your name please mine is Joe and I am 20 years oldcould i get a pic from your myspace as we are friends nowI am asking y to be my mentor and I want to take advange of every opportunity for y to educate me-thanksFriendship is built on Trust and I want y to trust me/Because I already trust yThis is from me to y-Y are a life saver to me amd a dream makerWe must stand together to make the world a better placeMaybe in the future as our commitment/trust grow we can exchange phone # and y can all me any time day or night to talkIf y need a cell phone I will buy y one ok-Any thing in life that y need help with I am there for y TrustDon't let thing stress y out because it will cost y your healthPlease don't be a strangerlol-Pease Our-One LoveJoe]WTF???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 People who wear sunglasses in a club.What a knobbish thing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam K Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 regular no strings attached sex with a girl then getting annoyed when you suspect they have slept with someone else but not being able to find out if they have or haven't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fran Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Indescisive (sp) people - can't make their minds up about anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel_gti Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 (edited) so... you go the dentist, say a quick hello and tell your dentist if anythins givin you trouble, so then you go back on the chair, he makes you say aaaaaaaahhhhh, sticks the mirror and his hands in your mouth THEN asks you hows your day been etc....well get yer hands out of my mouth and i may be able to bluddy tell u. lol. what is it with the dentist doin this, i bet they all laugh to themselves when they ask you knowin full well that if u were to try answerin ud just dribble everywhere and ttalk comlete jibberish lmao. Edited June 3, 2008 by rachel_gti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 People who ring the wrong number but just hang up instead of saying something along the lines of "Sorry, wrong number". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001gti Posted June 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 my bloody sun burn from the weekend at silverstone, its friggin sore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Better than the usual frost bite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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