orla Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 A German guy approaches a lady of the night.'I vish to buy sex viz you.''OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge 20 an hour.''..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.''No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.'So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.'The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?''Ah,' says the German . . .'zat is ze....four-sprung Duck technique Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putney Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Lame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 A divorced man meets his ex-wife's new husband at a party.Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy andasks him: "So... how do you like using second hand stuff?"To which the new husband replied:It isn't that bad. Past the first 3 inches, it's all brand new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah_Diamond Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Those two jokes are great Especially like Crusoe's, if i was a bloke and some w@nker was trying to rile me I think I'd wanna use that. I'm the one who comes up with all the good put down lines about 3 hours later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one litre wonder ;) Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 i know ireland is across a little bit of water , but does it really take THAT long for that joke to get there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah_Diamond Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 i know ireland is across a little bit of water , but does it really take THAT long for that joke to get there Am i slow? I've not heard that before And no, before you ask, it's not because i'm welsh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunalupi Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Hey, I've not heard that one before either - and its quite funny too Took me a moment to work out Crusoe's though.....got it now though, very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartagram Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 bwahahah, quality! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chie Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 lmao both class jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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