Mitchell Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 daz kezhello your stunning, do you like chicken?suck my ock it's foulcan you drive darling?well back onto this.do you like my new watch?it tells me the future."whats it telling you"it says your not wearing knickers"well i am"oh it must be an hour fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyp Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Here you are love here's 10p. Go phone your dad and tell him youre comming home with me!(slogan on a tshirt) If This is On Your Bedroom Floor In te Morning We Totally ****ed Last NightAnd one of my personal faves: Your Dad must of been a Theif! Why? Coz he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes.*reaches for sick bucket* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noddy Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 old fathful is walk up and just ask" your place or mine" :shades: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Nice Jeans - but They'd look better on my bedroom floor!Fecking love that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyp Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 has daz tried these on nicki yet?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 (edited) has daz tried these on nicki yet?? He's like a prepubescent bull masiff on heat i swear! Edited December 26, 2007 by Clairey Fairy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted December 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 (edited) Take a piece of ice out of your drink, drop it to the floor and smash it then say.. "Well thats the ice broken, how about a ****!"If you were any cuter I'd have to put you on styrofoam and mount you.You must be wearing space underwear ... ... because your ass is out of this world. Edited December 26, 2007 by mitch unit 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noddy Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 one i have used in the past is "nice tits can i have a feel"there is a risk with that one been slapped but i just say "well lest i was a gent and asked first " it has worked to :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 You must be wearing space underwear ... ... because your ass is out of this world.Wow...SPACE PANTS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted December 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 "nice shoes ... wanna f*ck?" "Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noddy Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 "Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight". :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted December 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 (edited) one for those sufferersPre-mature Ejaculation Pick Up Line: I would like to rare back and hit you about 5 or 6 times....between your legs baby"I've always wanted to lick a woman from head to toe but I always seem to get stuck halfway-can I try it on you?"I love every bone in your body - especially mine You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across one for the ravers.I was born downstream from a nuclear power plant, want to see my 'glow stick'? Edited December 26, 2007 by mitch unit 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 one for those sufferersPre-mature Ejaculation Pick Up Line: I would like to rare back and hit you about 5 or 6 times....between your legs baby"I've always wanted to lick a woman from head to toe but I always seem to get stuck halfway-can I try it on you?"Ha! Hope youre not speaking from experience Can have any false starts now can we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted December 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 i've never got off before i got on, cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Good good just checking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 I say to lads"Can we go do some anal with your mum watching"Gets them all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 The opposite is true too though, they complain when they get tired arms, lock jaw and chafing lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 HAHA!i once said "im so incredibly rubbish at flirting. I just do blowjobs."Was funny for a bit and then it just got me in serious trouble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Lol "Can I cum in your hair"I think that will be familiar to someone on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clairey Fairy Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Lol "Can I cum in your hair"I think that will be familiar to someone on here Now that could be interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 "Momma always said I give head like a box of slugs" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted December 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 he's doomed with this advice. he should just pay for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eltis Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 I say to lads"Can we go do some anal with your mum watching"will try and arrage something........... shy bairns get nout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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