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it sounds too funny to be true though.

I mean if that did happen hypothetically I can't imagine either side ever bringing it up in conversation.

on the other hand my mate openly admits to going home pissed one night, ringing a porn line, having a **** and falling asleep. He woke up in the morning, cock in hand and the phone on the hook.

I'm sceptical of him though.

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he was pretty hammered that night.

on the very same evening I threw up out my bedroom window.

I wasn't popular in the morning and had to clean it myself.

wasn't amused with me.

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that's raffa again.

he attempted sex with a henry hoover.

it conked out halfway through.

he also shagged a sponge after he found an online guide to making some kind of device.

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