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  1. A man's wife hits him across the head. He says 'wot's that for?' She says 'I found a piece of paper in your pocket with s e x y Sarah written on it' Quick as the flash he says 'thats the name of a horse I bet on today, u silly c@w!' - she apologises. A week later she hits him over the head with a frying pan! He says 'what the f**k was that for?' She replies, 'your f**king horse phoned!'
  2. Paddys wife goes to the doctor complaining that after 10 years of marriage she had never had an orgasm. The doctor advised her to relax and use a fan to keep her cool during s e x. Paddy refused to pay money for a fan and asked his mate if he would mind waving a towel while they made love, but still she didn't come. Next day she asked Paddy if they could swap over, and so Paddy's mate made love to her and after 20 minutes of the best mind blowing s e x she'd ever had, she came. Paddy looked at his mate and said: 'and that, my old son, is how to flap a ****ing towel'...
  3. fully loaded including my two boys!! South Manchester A34 - Hull M62 (2-3hrs depending on the traffic outside Leeds...!!!!!) Hull - Rotterdam (night ferry) Rotterdam through NL ->Germany up top Fehmarn (~9hrs driving) Puttgarden - Rödby (1hr ferry) Rödby and up to Helsingör...(~3hrs) Helsingör - Helsingborg ...25 min=> HOME!! So how long your journey RAB?
  4. Honestly I was very lucky..not paying the Swedish tax and paying the UK one instead and the currency could not have been better..but sorry would not like to disclosure the actual cost but it was very very cheap!
  5. Had mine since new (01), no major problems and still running very well, a few electric windows problem but need to move the speakers a bit... Just been Sweden and back in it... ONE TANK from here to there!!
  6. not in the UK, but you could try http://www.lupo3lclub.se/FORUM.asp?FORUM_I..._Title=S%E4ljes
  7. perhaps..not sure if my Lup will give much torque...LOL although..I could come with the other car....
  8. would you know if there are more from this forum that would join the clubgti meet?
  9. liwi

    spotted gti

    Wilbraham road Manchester, turning right onto Princess Parkway, headin toward city centre. Anthracite 52 plate...guy with two girls....
  10. f***..they do not give me a very good reputation...
  11. Hi welcome onboard.. there are a few in the UK that has the REAL 3L version...(me incl.)...
  12. I really feel for you there...got neighbours that was constantly throwing something on my Lup...a skateboard, eggs, stones....etc but this was really bad, really really bad... Jealousy amongst us is so real and some peolpe has no sense or appreciation... I do hope there will one day be some justice.....but when and how?
  13. http://www.dpccars.com/car-videos-08/09-04...-v12-engine.htm
  14. On the roadtax renewal, my 3L says to have 86g/km co2, and having an average around 90mpg, I can not say it bad to own this baby. But that is only my statement. Although it would be great if they actually came to the UK, and the of course 1L , one cylinder dieselengine on 300 cm³, 8,5 bhp (6,3 kW)Topspeed is 120 km/hr. ~75mph. THe 1L is according to the customer service here in UK only going to be a concept car, but perhaps we can make that change?
  15. that is so true MR bossjohnc, so anyone interested in getting signed up for a Lupo that will if you drive sensible get you from Man-Lon or back on a 1/4 of a tank...paying no road tax... we just must so get this car in to the UK... UK should not be left out once again!!!!!
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