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A man's wife hits him across the head. He says 'wot's that for?' She says 'I found a piece of paper in your pocket with s e x y Sarah written on it' Quick as the flash he says 'thats the name of a horse I bet on today, u silly c@w!' - she apologises. A week later she hits him over the head with a frying pan! He says 'what the f**k was that for?' She replies, 'your f**king horse phoned!'
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Paddys wife goes to the doctor complaining that after 10 years of marriage she had never had an orgasm. The doctor advised her to relax and use a fan to keep her cool during s e x. Paddy refused to pay money for a fan and asked his mate if he would mind waving a towel while they made love, but still she didn't come. Next day she asked Paddy if they could swap over, and so Paddy's mate made love to her and after 20 minutes of the best mind blowing s e x she'd ever had, she came. Paddy looked at his mate and said: 'and that, my old son, is how to flap a ****ing towel'...
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fully loaded including my two boys!! South Manchester A34 - Hull M62 (2-3hrs depending on the traffic outside Leeds...!!!!!) Hull - Rotterdam (night ferry) Rotterdam through NL ->Germany up top Fehmarn (~9hrs driving) Puttgarden - Rödby (1hr ferry) Rödby and up to Helsingör...(~3hrs) Helsingör - Helsingborg ...25 min=> HOME!! So how long your journey RAB?
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Cheadle Cheshire!
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Honestly I was very lucky..not paying the Swedish tax and paying the UK one instead and the currency could not have been better..but sorry would not like to disclosure the actual cost but it was very very cheap!
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Had mine since new (01), no major problems and still running very well, a few electric windows problem but need to move the speakers a bit... Just been Sweden and back in it... ONE TANK from here to there!!
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not in the UK, but you could try http://www.lupo3lclub.se/FORUM.asp?FORUM_I..._Title=S%E4ljes
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is it a done deal?
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the other one
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perhaps..not sure if my Lup will give much torque...LOL although..I could come with the other car....
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Manchester Meet & Photoshoot 9th November 7pm Onwards
liwi replied to Kieranleighton's topic in Northern
would you know if there are more from this forum that would join the clubgti meet? -
Manchester Meet & Photoshoot 9th November 7pm Onwards
liwi replied to Kieranleighton's topic in Northern
and topgear on at 8...hmm -
could be the glowplug.