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  1. Was just about to say I've just received our first batch of these jailbroken on 1.1.3
  2. Thought I'd bump this up as I managed to kerb my new alloys pulling out of a parking space. How the hell its possible I do not know On a plus note it could be a good excuse to paint them a bit differently, satin black centres & body coloured lips anyone?
  3. Exactly, you specify the number of boxes (if req'd) sound, loudness, tailpipe design & they do the rest
  4. I think you've already got a reservation if only to witness the miracle of a caveman appearing from the tent first thing in the morning!
  5. Im sure ther'll be a couple of rooms available in the Club lupo hotel tent this year
  6. OLW - plat grey arosa I99Y - silver arosa simpo - red sport Max69vk - Plat grey Arosa Only 7 months to go, I might get the boot release working by then!
  7. 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a ) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b ) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c ) After wrecking your boss's car. (d ) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends. 4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice. 7: In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 8: When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 9: You may f@rt in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she's officially your girlfriend. 10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free. 11: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. 15: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy. 18: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 19: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response. 20: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 21: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 22: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex. The fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was. 23: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 24: Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime, green, orange or sky blue. 25: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox 360 End of story. 26: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. 27: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below: (a ) "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" (b ) "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty!" I hope this clears up any confusion, The International Council of Man Laws ***************************************************************** ***
  8. You'll only get so far without a proper roller tbh, having said that its not the welds that buckles the arch its people trying to apply too much pressure to finish the job quicker. The rear arch wont be easy as its double skinned but if you take your time you should hopefully be able to gain enough clearance.
  9. If you cant get hold of a proper roller there is a semi bodge way of doing it, remember to take your time over this & you'll be ok..... 1. Put a few layers of tape on the return lips (especially the edges). 2. Gently heat up the lips until they are quite hot to the touch. 3. Release your handbrake. 4. Now take a large screwdriver with plastic handle & wedge backwards in the gap between the tyre & the arch. 5. Apply light pressure on the shaft of the screwdriver that is sticking out so that the handle is then pushing against the return lip. 6. Slowly roll the car backwards & forwards so that you can run the handle around as much of the arch as possible. 7. Repeat until the desired effect is achieved. Remember to keep reheating the lips (to keep the paint flexible) & only apply light-ish pressure to move the lips back a small amount at a time.
  10. 175x50's (same rolling radius as 195x45) or a 185x45.
  11. Pipercross filter fits directly onto the MAF and the pipe for the N75 valve feed can just tuck under the foam, cheap as chips. A cold air feed is a must though as you do notice a drop in response on a hot day with it (BTW You can have it for £15 if you want )
  12. Did you try a maste reset? Anyhoo if you're with Vodafone they should do a next day swap out anyway, hope you took your memory card out though
  13. AAAArrrrggghhhhhh! I f*cking hate being stuck on a dial-up connection!!!!!!!
  14. Never a tru-er word said, too many people claim to live in poverty. Look at the poor feckers in Africa who are living in poverty & literally have sweet FA, they will walk miles a day just to get dirty water to drink. Most of these scummers wont even walk down the offy to get there own fags, they'll send their kids! Motivation & pride is whats missing from most of these scumbags, if you've got no pride why would ever try to motivating yourself to be a better person?
  15. I quite like that, although it does just look like it should have been the next Clio rather than a 'new' car. I would have hoped Renault would have gone for something a bit more quirky with the front end styling, after all wasn't it the 'happy' styling that made the Twingo such a success?
  16. Guess who'd end up for that little holiday though
  17. Dogging..... It brings people together.
  18. Me & my old man are hoping to get a pair of joined lock-up garages just round the corner, I'll be storing all my car bits/rims etc & his 1965 Lambretta in mine... He'll be using his for his next Dax Cobra (lucky ******)!
  19. They're 1 piece bbs replicas, try giving styledynamix a call as they do them for about £340
  20. If anything the interior is one of the few things that will re-enforce the value of the car. Unfortunately many people will look at the tints & be put off, the white roof & wheels is quite a popular look, just look at how many minis have sold with the same colour scheme
  21. What happened to Carters old Arosa? Didn't realise you'd sold it! The car itself is a little too personalised for some, maybe lose the tints & repaint the b- pillars black & it will look a liitle less 'gangster' a open up your buyer market.
  22. It looks nice from the side but Im really not sure about that rear deck a'la Ferrari 308
  23. Finally decided I've had enough of storing parts in my shed/bedroom/girlfreinds/granparents & want to get a lock up, I've finally found one local at a reasonable price but wasn't sure if its possible to get some kind of insurance to cover whatever I put in there?
  24. Substitute fingers for b*llocks & we might be able to curb the reproduction of these little feckers, although by the time they get caught they'll probably alreadly have 3 kids by 3 different mothers daaan the etsaaaate!
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