mscherryviolet Posted November 17, 2018 Report Share Posted November 17, 2018 So I have decided in the interest of the people that we need to dedicate a thread to @mattarosa. This is that thread. I shall start from today, as previous adventures will require memory recollection, and I’ve had a few gins so that can wait. I have take mattarosa’s virginity. Yes. You read this correctly. I have total control of it. That is, his IKEA virginity. Today, mattarosa drove @danno (who is a p***k) and myself to the metro centre, which is also somewhere he has never been, and we went into ikea. I am pretty sure that this is the best thing to happen to my little Matt since lupo cufflinks. Anywho, he had meatballs, mash and gravy. And I believe in my heart he was satisfied. And oh I also took his Parmo virginity. It’s been a double cherry popping time :) Mattarosa likes to drive 3 and a half hours from his little domain in Leek to the grand county of Durham to visit me! He brings me oatcakes in exchange for a swig of gin, hot food and a bed. No Rich, we do not have strange relations. Yes Pete you’re always welcome. No Martin I haven’t got a cat. Thank you for the amazing times... . Look out for more wild adventures of mattarosa coming soon :) Good evening. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mscherryviolet Posted December 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 So Mattarosa has been boring and not doing much, but now we have an update! @mattarosa is currently in FRANCE! this is him him and his lovely Emmarosa. Me thinks France is a romantic place and that some HUGE gesture of love is about to happen Updates soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 He is going to get a boner? Eiffel tower? Serial killer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattarosa Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 Mattarosa is to busy doing things. France is snowy That is all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mscherryviolet Posted January 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2019 22 hours ago, Rich said: He is going to get a boner? Eiffel tower? Serial killer? I’m unaware if he’s capable of erections. It’s not something I’ve discussed with the Arosa one. Maybe he might push Emma off the Eiffel Tower? I don’t know I’ve no further updates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted January 1, 2019 Report Share Posted January 1, 2019 He might wear a clown mask and rub ice cubes on his nipples, he isn't going to tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattarosa Posted January 1, 2019 Report Share Posted January 1, 2019 I like to stay an enigma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted January 1, 2019 Report Share Posted January 1, 2019 Enema... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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