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Thank you!

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1). 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "%@&* YOU!" 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" - for the woman's response refer to #3. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":huh:" border="0" alt="huh.gif" />

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andyp: she was hilarious, I'm sure people thought I was insane driving in my pea wiping tears from my eyes style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roflmao:" border="0" alt="roflmao.gif" />

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Emo boys - haha Did you hear that one too andyp? She was an "actual" headcase style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Lush! Seriously, really nice http://www.corsham-court.co.uk/

My dad told me he made christmas trees for a living. I've since found out he worked at an atomic weapons establishment, maybe that's why our trees were so green? style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":confused:" border="0" alt="confused.gif" /> style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":whistle:" border="0" alt="whistle.gif" />

SN13 0BZ Nice chinese food & chip shop around the corner

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I'll come, Corsham Court would be Uh-mazing

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skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming....."WOO HOO, What a Ride" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers:" border="0" alt="cheers.gif" />

Lilemma You just need to put your hood up (like they do to pretend they can't hear you), instant relief! style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ph34r:" border="0" alt="ph34r.gif" />

I certainly don't - haha! Escapism from Y6, roll on Friday! style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers:" border="0" alt="cheers.gif" />

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I get asked for ID - awesome

Lilemma I'm a school teacher (for my sins) it's great fun most of the time. Most of the kids are barmy though. School holidays rock style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":thumbup:" border="0" alt="thumbup.gif" /> Swimming would be a nightmare with our kids style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eek:" border="0" alt="eek.gif" />

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sounds awesome! style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":thumbsup:" border="0" alt="thumbsup.gif" />

Awesome if they are style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":clap:" border="0" alt="clap.gif" />

Arctic Monkeys Maximo Park - 2nd April I think Twang?

Anyone got any ideas when their album is out? style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":confused:" border="0" alt="confused.gif" />

I teach y3-6, mental. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wacko:" border="0" alt="wacko.gif" />