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KimmyJFK

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  1. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Think there all ace
  2. Done my bit Even if I am female I can appriciate its a job and she looks pretty.
  3. Congrats!! style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> What a ay to get a job too!
  4. awwww shocking!!! ah well random thought style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
  5. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
  6. Anyone thought about doing the above just for shits and giggles?! style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shades:" border="0" alt="shades.gif" /> style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":coffee:" border="0" alt="coffee.gif" /> style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
  7. In the same boat as you then pete All i have had is Spag bol put me dressing gown on!! style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" /> Think it'll be ice-cream time soon and a good movie
  8. Sounds like a plan it's better then what I'll be doing tonight Wait for the other half to get to me after work then sleep style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" />
  9. Awww i have a little beetle version!! I would love an Arosa model just like JFK think this needs to be done!
  10. Happy birthday Crusoe - What you getting for you desert island?! style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":kiss:" border="0" alt="kiss.gif" />
  11. Ring the RSPCA tell them your story they will file and investigation... Police will do nothing about it!
  12. Had my Arosa since the 10th April 2006!!! Passed my test on the 6th April bought JFK (arosa) 30 Minutes later and picked it up on the 10th after it's first mot!! Bless it!! style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />
  13. Ok your probably not think of the position I am.... It does have a couple of different names but you are face to face anyway I'm not explaining it... look it up on google! style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blush:" border="0" alt="blush.gif" /> style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blush:" border="0" alt="blush.gif" />
  14. Well done becky Took me 4 attempts and 2 different locations so in theory (i'm a ***** driver) hahahaha I'm really an ok driver But well done and excellent choices for a first time car!! style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> Drive carefully
  15. Wrap the turkey before sticking in the oven. Rocking horse style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" /> Best position anyway!
  16. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Like it
  17. hehehehehe that looks hilarious poor sod bet he's gutted
  18. KimmyJFK

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    Sorry to hear Glad to hear it's getting sorted!!!
  19. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> so so Wrong
  20. I went to one at the weekend which was Hilarious... Just trying to find a yellow dress for my costume at the christmas party can't even think about Halloween!! hahaha Trick or treats usually get a nice water pistol in there faces style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />
  21. only thing I've smoked is weed but quit couple of years ago as it was getting ridiculous
  22. God DAMN that was a pretty Lupo!!! Sorry Fran xxx
  23. i like pumas but a racing Puma would of been the bees knees!! Still a good choice.
  24. White or Silver hunni to be fair I saw the back end and not much else as there was grogous Seat Leon blocking it in.... I saw the Polo, audi and there was a couple more. Golf aswell. style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> I was pretty much the only girl there at the time...
  25. ONE A married couple in their early 60`s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish. "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and poof! - Two tickets for the Queen Mary 2nd luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said:" Well, this is all very romantic but an opportunity like this will never come again. I`m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. "Both the wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.............. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof! - The husband became 92 years old. The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful b$%$%$%s should remember that fairies are female. TWO There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. Her friend said, " I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?" "I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it." style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
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