Silver! Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Hey dudes of CL.Seen a pair of jeans I like, but can you tell me if they'll fit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koop Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Without waist & inside leg measurements we can't help you i'm afraid.Noob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polariskid Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Yeah I've seen some shoes i like, but they're size 10 and I'm a 12. Will they fit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koop Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 You may need to roll your socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver! Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 I'm not sure of my size. Inches or centimetres?...or Yards or Metres even? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC AROSA Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 (edited) IM 6ft 5 i own an arosa will i fit Edited May 11, 2012 by JC AROSA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty_82 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 What side do they hang Ray, it can make a difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver! Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 EiTHer SidE. cEnTRE paRtiNg i ThiNk iT's CaLlEd.Will I need turn ups? Should I budget for a belt, or braces or both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty_82 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Always belt and brace, you can never be to careful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver! Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 ...but won't it change depending on what underpants I wear? I don't want any rubbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty_82 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Silk, cotton or leather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver! Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Wool, hessian or hemp. Hope I don't disappoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty_82 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Itchy Scrote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigg!! Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Talcum powder will sort any chaffing issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver! Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 ...but will the make my bum look big? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty_82 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 That depends if you have stretch marks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver! Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 I'm not sure. How do I check?So what about my cuban heels?I am a 32" x 32", will they fit and not be too flared? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty_82 Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 A full length mirror should do the job, remember you have to twirl like a princess naked infront of it but stay vigilant for those stretch marks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigg!! Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Yeah I've seen some shoes i like, but they're size 10 and I'm a 12. Will they fit?Adaptors will be requried. Step 1,oalk to toilet... Bare footed of courseStep 2, remove a few slices of toilet paper... I'd recommend andrex with added aloe vera.Step 3, stuff the slices into the toes of the new shoes.Step 4, attach shoes to feet.Step 5, check out your fly new kicks.Adjust amount of slices until the perfect fit is reached.Much love Craig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver! Posted May 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Surely that will make them rub even more as it's making them smaller. Just cut the fronts so your toes stick out the front. It's the way all the cool cats are wearing their shoes.You could split the heels to give more room, but then you may have difficulties when running away from the men in pointy hats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver! Posted May 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 So these are the jeans I have found and like 26" x 30". Don't ask where as they are the only pair left and I don't want to lose out on them:And this is the look I am going for with my size being 32" x 32"So what do you think I would need to do to make it work?TSO said she would prefer this look, but she's stoopid as you can't even see much of his jeans.Then she said "he can take them off if he wishes", which is totally moronic 'cause then he wouldn't even have any jeans on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigg!! Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Surely that will make them rub even more as it's making them smaller. Just cut the fronts so your toes stick out the front. It's the way all the cool cats are wearing their shoes.You could split the heels to give more room, but then you may have difficulties when running away from the men in pointy hats.Damn fail. I mis read and thought he wanted big shoes to fit smaller feet.... My bad.I like the cutting the toes out idea. Just got to make sure there's no fungal nail infection going down. Toes must be hella fresh to have some poke going down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty_82 Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Did they fit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiea7x Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Damn fail. I mis read and thought he wanted big shoes to fit smaller feet.... My bad.I like the cutting the toes out idea. that will be an mot fail as youre cutting away an integral part of the shoe, some stretched socks might give you enough clearance to clear the toe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty_82 Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Jesus sandals are the answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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