smithy

a married couple driving home see a wounded skunk lying by the side of the road. the wife gets out and brings it back to the car. "it's shivering, it must be cold. what should i do?" husband replies "put it between your legs to keep it warm" "But what about the smell?" the wife asks. Husband replies "hold its nose"

if you go in to dvla they do it all. try ringing them. it took 7 days for my plates to be put on my lupo off my saxo with all the paperwork but might be quicker for putting them on retention? your £125 includes the fee for putting plate on next car so not all bad!

how the heck did you guess that. it took up most of my day!

a bus with 7 girls on it, each girl has 7 bags, in each bag there are 7 big cats, each big cat has 7 little cats, each cat has 4 legs (obviously) how many legs are on the bus?!

i had mine replaced as it soundes terrible when started, think it cost about a ton will check tonight

thanks i will have a mooch at that in a while! ahh we're on the home straight now

never seen a lupo one. to be honest id never really seen one properly until i went to scotland to buy mine. they are very rare in my area!

thats cheap for a lad!

if i come off caps its obvious im on the net. oopsy!

aah i love the dog bot. he looks just like my boyfriends dog. big fat head!

yeah but it looks nice!

THERES ALWAYS ONE

no not at all but im at work and the system i use only works in caps soz

wow im with the right company then. i had to ring the garage and elephant every week. after initially telling them about the claim it took about 6 weeks to start work on the car and it was stuck in the garage for a further 6! was not a happy bunny!

what do you think about elephant? i was with them for 3 years but someone drove into me last jan and they really didnt want to know! i found they were one of the cheapest around

iv not seen that one i dont think!

i had a saxo vtr (i know) on an 03 plate before buying my gti and the insurance was ridiculous on that, im saving over £300 a year on a car thats so much nicer and worth a lot more!

THANKS FOR THAT,

NOT SURE TO BE HONEST I DID OT ON LINE. MY EXCESS IS 250 AND I HAVE 2 YEARS NO CLAIMS!

I DONT KNOW! THOUGHT I WOULD BE ABLE TO FIND IT ON THE NET BUT I CANT ANYWHERE! ITS THAT NEW RENAULT ADVERT THAT MADE ME THINK OF IT!

£580 with tesco on an 02 plate gti!

can any body remember that car advert where all the car parts were used in a domino effect stylee, all i can remember is a wheel moving at the end of it, anyone know what car this was for? its really bugging me now. think it was about 2 or 3 years ago. please put me out of my misery!!!

has the abs light stayed on? i think it is a warning beep, mine cut out when i was driving