bennet Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 obviously you don't actually want girls on here. I think you're all a little bit gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunderland Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 I just think im a top class detective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennet Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 top class sausage sniffer? because I'm carrying the lorne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunderland Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Prefer link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shteee Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 (edited) Yeah, I've been up hours. I'm half tempted to watch some my name is earl and then get some sleep. Some people have work in the morning.Gordon Brown is coming onto me. Shall I ring Chris Hanson now or later?And now Shtee is too.And now Shtee is too what ? Watching 'My Name Is Earl'? [Dont think its that good to be honest]Working in the morning ? [Nah not till 6.30pm]Coming onto you ? [You think ur that special ?]Ringing Chris Hanson ? [We spoke earlier, hes nailing his missus and doesnt want to be interupted]So.. The answer is.. None of the above.. Edited January 27, 2010 by Shteee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennet Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 that's just not witty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shteee Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 You have AIDs dont you ? Nothing is funny or witty when you have AIDs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennet Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 That's offensive to lots of people. Didn't you see on South park? Aids is funny now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordonbrown Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Gordon Brown is coming onto me. im assuming you mean the actual prime minister lol as i tend to avoid 'coming onto people' on a public forum, ta. im on your side anyway! You have AIDs dont you ? Nothing is funny or witty when you have AIDsHAHA! classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shteee Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Nah i dont watch South Park.. Im more of a Family Guy watcher to be honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennet Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Family guy isn't funny. i like watching Glee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shteee Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 im assuming you mean the actual prime minister lol as i tend to avoid 'coming onto people' on a public forum, ta. im on your side anyway! HAHA! classicSeeeeeeeeeeee gordonbrown doesnt have AIDs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordonbrown Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 how can you say family guy isnt funny?!american dad too! (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shteee Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Family guy isn't funny. i like watching Glee.Wow.. I almost care.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennet Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Shtee, you're so offensive. no wonder you don't have a bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shteee Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Get over it.. You arent going to spark me having a major think about how offensive i am and become Mother Teressa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polio Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 good thread tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennet Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Karma Shtee. You're not a nice person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shteee Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Karma Shtee. You're not a nice person.Didnt i already mention i thought 'My Name Is Earl' is a crap programme Nice guys never win, where does that come into ur theory of Karma ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennet Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 American films with morals where they're trying to prove a point, how a bell end will be a bell end, meet a chick, grow up, become a nice person and things will all work out. it's the universal theory of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shteee Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 I just planned on winning the lottery and being a pimp in Monte CarloAs you can see nothing to do with America, being an actor, having morals, growing up or proving points..Talking of proving points.. I think ur a guy because iv not seen any hard evidence of you being a woman yet.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennet Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 always after the clam shot. I'm not degrading myself in such a way, you did Sociology, you've probably read a lot of feminine literature, you should know how it goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shteee Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 always after the clam shot. I'm not degrading myself in such a way, you did Sociology, you've probably read a lot of feminine literature, you should know how it goes.Yes i did study SociologyAnd by study i mean went to class occasionally and did a whole lot of nothing reallySpeak to Jude and see for urself..Also ask her if shes going to be out in Nottz on Saturday. Im out with the lads for a 21st mega binge and could do with having an expert drinker show us around for the night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennet Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Sociology is easy, just have an opinion and something to back it up with and you can't actually be proved wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shteee Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 (edited) All i have is opinions.. Only problem is i dont always have anything constructive to back them up with. I find sarcasm and general banter work just aswell..I dont know why i didnt go to that class more often. What could be better than a class where ur teacher drives a Lupo GTi, is a professional drinker, to be fair was very laid back and let me get away with murder, covered my back pulling sickys for a can of Lilt i think it was, and a Dairy Milk chocolate bar and then there was the 2 lasses i sat between which collectively had 4 undiscovered moons attached to their chest..Ahh i miss the good old days in education EDIT: Correcting my poor spelling mistakes.. Must be starting to fall asleep Edited January 27, 2010 by Shteee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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