2 men in a desert, thirsty and hungry. They see a tree in the distance and as they get nearer they see it is draped with rasher upon rasher of smoked, crispy, juicy bacon. "Hey John" says the first one, "Look, it's a bacon tree, we're saved" and runs to the tree. But as he gets within 5 feet of it he's gunned down in a hail of bullets . The second man shouts "John, what happened?" and with his last breath he shouts "RUN, it's not a bacon tree it's a ham bush" Don't worry I'm already wearing my coat...