Guest Kristoffer Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 Ive had sex before...................want me to roll over and ask your mom again?Ive been in work this morning, you're probably on the dole.And me and Mr 82 spit roasted your mum, then your dad Scotty_82 i'm a big fan of your work and you've gave me countless laughs on hereand Joe for someone who claims to be alot smarter and more mature than me guys all i can say is mum jokes really.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kristoffer Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 boys i understand banter and really enjoy itbut all i asked for was opions on what to do with my carnow you guys are having hand bags come relax and chill the f**k out.its not Kristoffer fault he dont drive in the rain lol. "thats a joke by the way"Now that's funnyI must admit. I'm a virgin. Well at least I was until scotty and rich got a little rapey one night at band camp.Nice one Piers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piers Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 Hoffster. You can't bum scotty but have a go at joe for a mum joke. Scotty made 2 mum jokes before joe! Shall I ask her how she feels about mum jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kristoffer Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 Hoffster. You can't bum scotty but have a go at joe for a mum joke. Scotty made 2 mum jokes before joe! Shall I ask her how she feels about mum jokes?Piers unless you can't read correctly i was having ago at both of themRead before you reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 It wasn't a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kristoffer Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 It wasn't a joke.Joe again mum jokes really or don't you have answer to that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piers Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 Piers unless you can't read correctly i was having ago at both of themRead before you replyI did read. I read "scotty I'm a big fan of your work" Now scotty is a cool dude but less of the "secretly want to meet up and smash my back doors in" talk. Please read what you type before you press add reply. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kristoffer Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 I did read. I read "scotty I'm a big fan of your work"Now scotty is a cool dude but less of the "secretly want to meet up and smash my back doors in" talk.Please read what you type before you press add reply.But Piers you always secretly want to meet up Scotty_82 so he can smash your back doors inI do read before i reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 Joe again mum jokes really or don't you have answer to thatSeriously it wasn't a joke. She is a right pikey, ah well the benefits of her having no teeth outweighed the gaunt face and destroyed veins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piers Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 But Piers you always secretly want to meet up Scotty_82 so he can smash your back doors inI do read before i replyI don't want to meet up with scotty and get my doors smashed in. I DO meet up with scotty to get my back doors smashed in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kristoffer Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 Seriously it wasn't a joke. She is a right pikey, ah well the benefits of her having no teeth outweighed the gaunt face and destroyed veins.Joe your really making your self sound stupid now its not workingI don't want to meet up with scotty and get my doors smashed in. I DO meet up with scotty to get my back doors smashed in.Piers your finally coming out the closet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 This is a forum, how can you hear me?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kristoffer Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 This is a forum, how can you hear me?!I'm Psychic i hear all and see all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 You dont even know what your own name is, never mind a 6th sense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kristoffer Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 You dont even know what your own name is, never mind a 6th sense.Yeah whatever you say Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaine Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 had a fun 5mins reading through this thread. safe to say the person who has made the biggest **** of them self is clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kristoffer Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 had a fun 5mins reading through this thread. safe to say the person who has made the biggest **** of them self is clear. Yeah that's you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 Im sorry Steve, but the whole 'i know you are but what am i' thing is the only form of retort that you can conjure up. Atleast my jokes about your mother's cheesy biff are carefully considered, based on my knowledge of her pikeyness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kristoffer Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 Im sorry Steve, but the whole 'i know you are but what am i' thing is the only form of retort that you can conjure up. Atleast my jokes about your mother's cheesy biff are carefully considered, based on my knowledge of her pikeyness.That wasn't i know you are joke keep up Joe Joe don't you have anything better to do than reply to my messages all night i know i do but i'm here replying to your crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 Correct i don't After a week full of lectures and assignments, plus cooking for over 80 people last night, i'm enjoying slobbing out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kristoffer Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 Correct i don't After a week full of lectures and assignments, plus cooking for over 80 people last night, i'm enjoying slobbing out.Getting drunk solves that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeA Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 I don't drink really, only unless its a special occasion. I drive somewhere every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kristoffer Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 I don't drink really, only unless its a special occasion. I drive somewhere every night.Lucky for some Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty_82 Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 I do not think that i have had sexual relations with Piers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty_82 Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 Hand on heart i did smash kristoffers mams flaps in though, then lit up a cigar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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