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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: How do you do? What brings you to see me?

You: i'm good thanks i'm very bored and hope you will bring lots of joy

Stranger: Why do you say that?

You: well if your nice you will help me in my quest to fight off my bordom

Stranger: Maybe your life have something to do with this.

You: no my life is fine i'm just trying to kill time till i get layed

Stranger: This is not a healthy way of thinking

You: well drinking is not healthy but i do that

Stranger: Can you elaborate on that?

You: will god forgive me

Stranger: Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say will god forgive you?

You: i drank ten pints last night and i slept with a BIG girl

Stranger: Is it because of problems at school that you are going through all this?

You: no i like to drink and i like BIG girls

You: do you like BIG girls

You: are you a BIG girl ?

Stranger: Are you sure that you might want to drink and you big girls?

Stranger: I could ask the same thing myself.

You: i only drink diet coke i'm tee total but BIG girls have BIG boobs

Stranger: Is it because big girls have big boobs that you came to me?

You: do you have big boobs

Stranger: Perhaps you could allow me to do the questioning.

You: ok you have 5 questions

Stranger: Earlier you said you would like to drink and you big girls?

Stranger: Well, do you really think this is so?

You: no i said i LIKE to drink and i LIKE big girls

Stranger: How does it feel to want?

You: i dont want i have i ask and as i'm a slim good looking bloke i can have big girls as they want a bit of me

Stranger: Perhaps this has something to do with your sex life?

You: that is my sex life

Stranger: Does it bother you that is your sex life?

You: no as there are loads of big girls and only one of me so thats some good odds on me having sex when i wont

You: want

Stranger: You mentioned that big girls have big boobs?

You: yes i like BIG boobs

Stranger: Possibly hangups you have are related to this.

You: what hangups ?

Stranger: Is it because of your inhibitions that you say what hangups?

You: no i love my life i love big girls and i LOVE big boobs what more do i need in my life

Stranger: Would you please talk about your relationship with your life you love big girls and you love big boobs what more do you need your life.

You: no as i now have to go tame a lion

Stranger: Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you are going through all this?

You: no as my childhood is going great

Stranger: What makes you believe as your childhood is going great?

You: i'm a midget and look like i'm ten i'm 3"9 and get to sleep with big girls

You: what is not great

Stranger: How do you reconcile some problems at home?

You: my home moves i'm in the circus right i really need to go as the lion is getting out of hand

Stranger: Why should you get to go the lion is getting out hand?

You: i'm the lion tamer

Stranger: Is it because of your plans that you say you are the lion tamer?

You: no it says on my pay slip that i'm the lion tamer

Stranger: Is the fact that you are the lion tamer the real reason?

You: yes and the lion has just eaten bobby the dancing dog i hope you are happy

Stranger: Do you get happy often?

You: byee i have to cry now befor i sleep with a BIG lady

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making up stories isn't an attractive quality.

Righhtttt, i'm sorry who are you and how do you know i'm making it up?

When OMEGLE was first around it was mainly people from the UK on there and I happened to chat to a girl who lives in Manchester.....

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THAT is amazing. Has anyone ever been on jippi.co.uk? You have to dirty talk 14 year old boys just to get a game of online pool hahahaha. It works out well when you pretend your a 45 year old man at the end :) :)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy

You: hi

Stranger: 17/m/australia here. u?

You: a/s/l?

Stranger: lol ^^^

You: 13/f/uk, wanna get funky?

You: i wont tell if u dont

Stranger: im not too old?

You: no

Stranger: well then

Stranger: shaved or waxed?

You: I dont have pubes yet

Stranger: =|

Your conversational partner has disconnected

:lol:

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: male

Stranger: or

Stranger: female

Stranger: ?

You: male

Stranger: wanna c a pic of me ;P

Stranger: http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1573968

You: not really

Stranger: this is me;P

You: an this is me

You:

Stranger: wah

Stranger: ?

You: clicky >

Stranger: i cant

Stranger: there aint nothing there for my to clicky

You:

You:

You:

You: clicky

You: its there

Stranger: WHERE?

You: 3 times

You: click

Stranger: nothing has come up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

You: ffs just click on the link its there

Stranger: o it isnt it is just a blank space

Stranger: i looks like this

Stranger:

Stranger:

Stranger:

You: are u retarded

Stranger: nope but u are because u dont now how to send a bloody link

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:D

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