Picola Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: Are you Chinese? I need to speak to a Chinese person.You: yesStranger: ok, i need....You: mi love yo long timeeeeYour conversational partner has disconnected.Ha!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT-aye-lad Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: cori?You: prefer hollyoaks myselfYour conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted April 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 You: hiStranger: hey babe lookin for a good tiem?You: depends if you have a penis or flaps?Stranger: flaps of corseYou: prove itYou: how big are your flaps? in centimetres.Stranger: 6 cm from up to downStranger: we gonna have sex or not?You: noYou: cos you are probably a 50yr old manStranger: omfgStranger: wat no im notYou: and i'm jesus, hi.Stranger: wateva im gonna go cyber someone else thenYour conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001gti Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 lol these convos are brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyYou: om nom nomYou: i have a big bag ov crisps under my bedYou: my fingers are greasyYou: helloYour conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenzie Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: you orite huyyy?Stranger: ****Stranger: uYour conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: rice and pea?Stranger: Watch the news tonight, if you live in the Cleveland area.Stranger: That's all I have to say.Your conversational partner has disconnectedInteresting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted April 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 I live in the Cleveland area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melonman Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: heyStranger: hey hey heyYou: you ok?Stranger: wondeful except for my private bitsYou: do i really want to know?Stranger: not really i tore it. where are u from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordonbrown Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: heyStranger: hey hey heyYou: you ok?Stranger: wondeful except for my private bitsYou: do i really want to know?Stranger: not really i tore it. where are u from? too much info Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomsy Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 thing thing is weird!You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: hiStranger: male or femaleStranger: are you there?You: femaleYour conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomsy Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 My conversations dont exactly last long You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hiStranger: I'm going on a 9-hour car trip tomorrow, what should I bring?You: moneyStranger: check.You: moneyStranger: That's it?You: yeah Stranger: Food? Snacks? Music?You: ohYou: musicYou: foodYou: and snacksStranger: clever one, you.You: im just helping!Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaileyVW Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: KON ICHI WA!Stranger: helloStranger: you from japan?You: HAIStranger: i knew itStranger: i like samuraiYou: WATASHI WA BAILEY-SAN DESU KA!You: HAJIMEM****E!Stranger: shiitStranger: what juu sönkättää siinäStranger: saatanaYou: omg wtf sort ur life out =/You: pedoYou: byeYou have disconnected.this thing is fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Im having a very pleasant convo with a Swedish dude. He's called Rasmus! Im waiting for it to turn either, rude/ nasty or f**ked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomsy Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 for some reason, its actually kind of addictive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaileyVW Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: boobies rule the worldYou: ur sister.Your conversational partner has disconnected.this is extremely addictive im waiting to be joined up with someone from here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melonman Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hey im looking for a dominant womanYou: tesco sell them, you have to go up to the counter and ask for the master bakers daughterStranger: the game, fag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver! Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: talk dirty to meYou: Ooh mud!Stranger: talk dirty to meYou: cooh! wet sloshy mud all over your boodyYour conversational partner has disconnected.I never even got to ask if it was male or female Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polio Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 ^^ win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Thats good Mr Ray! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willcrook Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 I've already had sex with someone I met from Omegle! cute girl too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 Im having a very pleasant convo with a Swedish dude. He's called Rasmus! Im waiting for it to turn either, rude/ nasty or f**ked upmaybe you told rasmus you were on c lupo and thats the man in your profile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picola Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 No, and I already told you that nicki said it was some student Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam K Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 I've already had sex with someone I met from Omegle! cute girl too.making up stories isn't an attractive quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupo_1.0 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 well it is if you say its 12" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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