noddy Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. 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______________________________░▒_▒_▒_▒____________________░▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒ ░__________________________________________________________▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓▒_________________________________________________________░▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▒░_________________________________________________________░▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░__________________________________________________________▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒__________________________________________________________▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓░_________________________________________________________░▓▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▒▒__________________________________________________________░▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▒░░░▓░_▒▓▒____________________________________________________________▒▓▓▓▒ ____▓▓░▓▒_______________________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamD Posted April 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: helloStranger: hiYou: are you the one?Stranger: no:(Stranger: i'm the 2You: oh, i'm really only looking for the oneYou: i suppose two will doStranger: i always have the twoStranger: it's realy frustratingYou: you're second best in so many waysYou: don't take it to heartStranger: but never the bestStranger: i want to be the best in somethingYou: no one remembers second placeStranger: iddYou: you're just the first loserYou: hey! you won!You: you're the first loserStranger: joy:(You: joy indeed my friendYour conversational partner has disconnected.You: hiStranger: hiStranger: what's up?You: the ceilingYou: unless, the roof of my house has goneYou: nope, still thereYour conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 19, 2009 by LiamD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupo_1.0 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Stranger: do you want to learn some words in portuguese?You: do you want to learn the english for i dont care?Stranger: yesYou: itsYou have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy'dup Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hey aslYou: i'm a volkswagen enthusiastYour conversational partner has disconnected.every time i said that the same thing happenedYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: Hey, you like sex?You: i'm a volkswagen enthusiastStranger: Then you DO like sex.You: i guess that means i doStranger: Tell me, R32 or other golf?You: mk1 <3Stranger: Ah, the classics You: of courseYou: fo sho, fo sheezy dawgStranger: I remember this awesome golf anniversary adStranger: with a bunch of terribly street modified golfs or something like thatYou: sweet pimpin'Stranger: set to the music of... I think it's a romeo and juliet theme?Stranger: Never did find that vid againStranger: can you share any light?Stranger: shed*You: weird! sure you werent cheesing your fricking balls off man?Stranger: Wha?You: cheesing your fricking balls off manStranger: Oh yes, of courseYou: ah i seeStranger: I got sidetracked by talk of cars I seeStranger: Well, must dashStranger: to do some... er, errands you seeStranger: Ciao.You: Wow you must be cheesing your fricking balls off dudeStranger: I'm tripping balls manYour conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazzard Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 You: hiStranger: hiStranger: what's up?You: the ceilingYou: unless, the roof of my house has goneYou: nope, still thereYour conversational partner has disconnected.Well good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheColes Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 this was a close one....You: hoyaaaaYou: Stranger: HiiYou: whos this?Stranger: A stranger ^^You: friend or foe?You: Stranger: friend You: okies You: boy or girl?Stranger: girlYou: oooh You: normal or nutteR?Stranger: normal You: so im talking to a normal girl. who wants to be my friend?Stranger: you?You: normal, boy, friend Stranger: ok Stranger: How old are you?You: sweeeet You: 18You: you?Stranger: coolStranger: I'm 14You: EEEK JAILBAITYou have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lauryn Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 I find this a bit creepy tbh! I disconnected when they said hi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bossjohnc Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 After trying a few times and getting teenagers with "a/s/l" "m/f" etc questions, I eventually found someone worth talking to and spent about an hour putting the world to rights.Quite enjoyable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattic Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 I find this a bit creepy tbh! I disconnected when they said hi!I've not even been brave enough to click the link, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lauryn Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 (edited) Everyone keeps disconnecting on me, no idea why! I dunno if its safe for work to post most of mine so heres the "safe" ones!You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: hi!Stranger: whats up?You: a/sl?Stranger: 20/m/usaStranger: you?You: 12/f/uk, wanna talk dirty?Stranger: not with a 12 year old.Your conversational partner has disconnected.Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: 哪里人You: ffs you're foreignStranger: 哪里You: durka durkaYour conversational partner has disconnected.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: BOO!Stranger: rawrYou: OMGZ A TIGER!!!You: RUUUUUUUUUUNS!Your conversational partner has disconnected.They didnt like my chat, those are just the safe ones Oh and this, borderline I thinkYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyyYou: hiStranger: 17/m/australia here. u?You: a/s/l?Stranger: lol ^^^You: 13/f/uk, wanna get funky?You: i wont tell if u dontStranger: im not too old?You: noStranger: well thenStranger: shaved or waxed?You: I dont have pubes yetStranger: =|Your conversational partner has disconnected Edited April 20, 2009 by Lauryn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jowey Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hi der smile.gifStranger: hiYou: and how are you?Stranger: you've changedYou: how? biggrin.gifYour conversational partner has disconnectedKenzie ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lauryn Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hi der smile.gifStranger: hiYou: and how are you?Stranger: you've changedYou: how? biggrin.gifYour conversational partner has disconnectedKenzie ??Haha thats Kenzies chat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheColes Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: helllo?Stranger: im gonna kill you. im watching you.You: im gonna rape you. im behind you.Your conversational partner has disconnectedgive it back twice as rude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenzie Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hi der smile.gifStranger: hiYou: and how are you?Stranger: you've changedYou: how? biggrin.gifYour conversational partner has disconnectedKenzie ??lmao! Not guilty I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt~black Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 You: helloStranger: hiYou: how ya doinStranger: not badStranger: Where u from?You: ukYou: uStranger: USAYou: ahhh how's the credit crunch treatin yaYour conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordonbrown Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: 哪里人You: ffs you're foreignStranger: 哪里You: durka durkaYour conversational partner has disconnected.thats absolutely classic i actually laughed out loud (: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lululupo Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 (edited) I had some cracking ones last night, but most of them are quite boring. 9 out of 10 of them don't even speak!Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You have disconnected.Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: bearsYour conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 20, 2009 by lululupo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_GTI Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 i had one, and the first thing that popped up was:"Do you want to see my big co*k?"needles to say i ended the convo rapidly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazzard Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 i had one, and the first thing that popped up was:"Do you want to see my big co*k?"needles to say i ended the convo rapidlyLies, show us the rest of the convo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lululupo Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: hiStranger: female?You: bit of bothYour conversational partner has disconnectedSome people have no sense of humour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_GTI Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Lies, show us the rest of the convo i didnt save the convo, i just left as quick as i coud.lola lot of people dont have a sense of humour,whereas some people do.another guy i spoke to said he was called adolf, he didnt like it when i said i was called winston. He left quickly saying he had some jews to kill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boy'dup Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 ive just found someone who live literally down the road from me on there....weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pluto_gti Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hiStranger: rude galStranger: asl?You: easy bredrinStranger: whagwon bludStranger: haYou: nuff tings bludStranger: location?Stranger: me newcastle You: jamaciaStranger: ukStranger: lol niceYou: im uncle johnStranger: you a yardieYou: me mek da reggae reggae sauce u heard of dat ting?Stranger: uncle mitch rasclartYou: easy blud easyStranger: yeh supercatYou: ironman is winStranger: niceStranger: lolYou: do u like bread?Stranger: i prefer lee scratch perryStranger: nan?Stranger: me nan mek bredYou: no im not your nanStranger: check out me jammy an tingYou: u want som jerk chicken mon?Stranger: lol fair play. laters dredYou: increase the peaceYour conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 (edited) Stranger: easy bredrinYou: whagwon bludYou: haStranger: nuff tings bludYou: location?You: me newcastle You: ukStranger: jamaciaYou: lol niceYou: you a yardieStranger: im uncle johnYou: uncle mitch rasclartStranger: me mek da reggae reggae sauce u heard of dat ting?You: yeh supercatStranger: easy blud easyYou: niceStranger: ironman is winYou: lolYou: i prefer lee scratch perryStranger: do u like bread?You: nan?You: me nan mek bredYou: check out me jammy an tingStranger: no im not your nanYou: lol fair play. laters dredStranger: u want som jerk chicken mon?You have disconnected. Edited April 20, 2009 by Mitchell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchell Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 no ****ing waypmsl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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